Whats wrong with football?

[Talk Talk]

Bad Christmas jumpers are all the rage these days!

 

[Ells]

He looks like he's about to do a bankjob

[Jamiesfuturewife]

He looks like he's about to do a bankjob

  let's not even mention the horrid cheap scratchy looking fabric it looks like it's made of??

[Nemo]

I like the complete lack of alignment between the Robin and the club badge.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

I brought a better looking one in Primark for £8!! It even plays a tune! ( it's for a special day at the school I work at!)

[Talk Talk]

I'm going to a works bash in Hyde Park at the winter wonderland wotsit next week. Christmas jumpers compulsory. Unfortunately I can't wear them, they make me itch to hell. So I'm wearing my Christmas T-shirt from last year. Women of a sensitive nature look away now.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Those boots and hat trump the Tshirt any day! 

[Talk Talk]

Those boots and hat trump the Tshirt any day! 

Heh, last Christmas (I gave you my heart - erm no), I was still working in Norway. The Norwegians don't do "extrovert", they're all a bit reserved. So I loaded up a suitcase full of Christmas costumes and forced them to wear them when we went out on the office bash. Fully equipped as an elf, a Christmas pudding, a snowman (with the carrot nose), Mrs Christmas, Little Miss Christmas - appropriately on a really fit colleague with a short skirt, a reindeer and Father Christmas.

We went to the best pub in Stavanger, Cardinal, and as I was friendly with the bouncer they let us in as they "don't usually permit fancy dress."

I was so impressed that they actually did it that I spent a fortune and got them all deliciously pissed 

[suttonred]

Have you got the Baby Jesus round for tea?

[Ells]

Have you got the Baby Jesus round for tea?

 

[Ells]

https://twitter.com/JoeSillett/status/674574419512160257

[Nemo]

https://twitter.com/JoeSillett/status/674574419512160257

I imagine his chats about those "possible commercial roles" may not have gone terribly well.

[jayohaitchenn]

https://twitter.com/JoeSillett/status/674574419512160257

This is wonderful. "THIS IS WHY PEOPLE THINK WE'RE ALL KNOBS JOE"

[Ells]

The responses are pretty great.

I think there should also be a game similar to pin the tail on the donkey (ass?) where people guess what part of not-Manchester he's from.

[Summerof69]

Blatter and Platini banned for 8 years...

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/35144652