Six years

[Costanza]

Find a foreigner, charm her with your English wit, marry her and bingo - you've got a residence permit

AKA Stockholm Syndrome.

[Flashheart]

Find a foreigner, charm her with your English wit, marry her and bingo - you've got a residence permit

Wish it was that easy out here.

[nevillew]

Find a foreigner, charm her with your English wit, marry her and bingo - you've got a residence permit

After you, I bet they've made sure that avenue no longer exists.

[china red]

The visa is really tough to get now.  I know this seems strange with what you see in the papers but its been made more difficult .

[Gnasher]

My wife got a medal for becoming a British citizen. I actually laughed out loud at the ceremony, especially when they played the theme from Dam Busters.

[Coca Fola]

September 1st is the target date but depends on a few things such as the two huge dogs I need to get into the country oh and the wife too.

Hopefully will be living in or around Swindon but two possible jobs are based in Coventry and Chelmsford (wonderful) so thats still a little bit up in the air.

My mum lives right next to the old canal, interesting to see what thats like.

Oh and I hate eggs

Don't come back.