The Drunken Adventures Of Simon Pieman and Jayohaitchenn - Can't handle Devizes?

[tans]

This is FACT. (He tried to go for a piss in my front room once, after a game at Yeovil).

In fact, he makes me look like a combination of George Best and Oliver Read.

Get a wig mate and you wont be far wrong

[otanswell]

Si Pie was doomed the moment me and him hit the Jagerbombs in town

[MarkyTee]

I think it was doomed from the moment we hit the Sir Dans at 11.30, me and Jayo straight on the Jagers. Good to meet Mr Will Sugg who joined us for a few cheeky pre-game drinks. And then the delight of hitting sir dans after with Mr Tanswell for more Jager. Im glad I bottled Devizes with the others, cos when I got in I was yamming up a goodun. Great day though

[SuggWillSugg MBE]

My pleasure.

I'll try and get down before some other games too!
Though the run from Sir Dans to the grove fucked up my ankle royally...

[Benzel]

Si Pie is a fucking lightweight. I was up till gone 6. Gram of ket, 2 grams of coke, a pill and shitloads of booze. Happy fucking days.

Good lord.

[MarkyTee]

He left the pub to do that amount PRE match as well....

[Chubbs]

Si Pie is a fucking lightweight. I was up till gone 6. Gram of ket, 2 grams of coke, a pill and shitloads of booze. Happy fucking days.

thing it, he probably aint lying :-)