The Drunken Adventures Of Simon Pieman and Jayohaitchenn - Can't handle Devizes?

[TheMajorSTFC]

 

[jayohaitchenn]

Si Pie is a fucking lightweight. I was up till gone 6. Gram of ket, 2 grams of coke, a pill and shitloads of booze. Happy fucking days.

[otanswell]

Si Pie is a fucking lightweight. I was up till gone 6. Gram of ket, 2 grams of coke, a pill and shitloads of booze. Happy fucking days.

Haha good work

[stfcinbmth]

If you weren't too drunk to stand last night you were doing something wrong.

My head is horrible this morning, but then again I had a headache all day yesterday due to a sinus infection.

Still feeling rough now

Hair of doggy later

[Arriba]

Si Pie is a fucking lightweight. I was up till gone 6. Gram of ket, 2 grams of coke, a pill and shitloads of booze. Happy fucking days.

Good night then  10-15 years ago i could have done that no probs. Them days are gone now though

[joteddyred]

Just had the email, re-arranged for Saturday 12th May, same times as today. But I think there is a Chippenham tournament on Sat/Sun that weekend too.

Cheers Batch.  I haven't heard from our manager yet, so that gives us a bit more warning.  Luckily it falls before we go on holiday and Abbey Meads hadn't entered a tournament in Chippenham.  The next one we're due to play in is at Highworth in June, but we're on on holiday.

[Costanza]

Drink, drugs and kids football. This thread is messed up.

[joteddyred]

This thread is hilarious,that is all. Personally I am leaving the drinking to party on the pitch

Same as me.  Although I did feel a bit peeved at 9.00pm last night when I was stuck indoors due to lack of foresight in organising a babysitter.  Sounds as if some of the TEF members had our share anyway!

[Posh Red]

Well I woke up with a stinking headache this morning, only problem is I didn't drink anything last night.

In fact the only one of us to have anything to drink to celebrate was our 16yr old son

It was his first trophy as a Town fan

[Flashheart]

I didn't drink because I have so much work to do.

Ironically, I had a sleepless night last night and I therefore feel like crap. I've had an unproductive day and would have probably got more done if I had a drink to ensure a good night's sleep.

The moral of the story is obviously to drink as much as humanly possible at any given opportunity. 

[Coca Fola]

I didn't drink because I have so much work to do.

Ironically, I had a sleepless night last night and I therefore feel like crap. I've had an unproductive day and would have probably got more done if I had a drink to ensure a good night's sleep.

The moral of the story is obviously to drink as much as humanly possible at any given opportunity. 

Same for me. I've got 2 exams on Tuesday so I've been revising like mad the last few days. Still a great day yesterday though, even without an alcohol induced haze of delirium.

[nevillew]

I don't know how I got so fucked. I've just seen a rather attractive lady out of my door who I sincerely hope to see again (thank you Kings Arms) but I'm still absolutely shitted. I only know her name from when she called a cab. She's left her jewellery as well, which I'm sure is intentional.

I have no idea how I got home, let alone took a member of the fairer sex with me. Barry Scott 1, women 0. I'm sure I chatted to Si Pie, but to be honest I have no idea. I know I said hi to topboi though.

Porn, then pawn.

[herthab]

Si Pie is a fucking lightweight. I was up till gone 6. Gram of ket, 2 grams of coke, a pill and shitloads of booze. Happy fucking days.

This is FACT. (He tried to go for a piss in my front room once, after a game at Yeovil).

In fact, he makes me look like a combination of George Best and Oliver Read.

[Samdy Gray]

He would've pulled your TV off the stand too if I hadn't stopped him.

[Coca Fola]

Porn, then pawn.