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« on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 15:44:57 » |
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I know I am going to regret asking this but has anyone had it done ?
If so, whats it like ? Does it hurt ? Can you still put out candles ?
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 15:48:34 » |
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Other football stuff?
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 15:48:52 » |
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You beat me to it...
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 15:49:07 » |
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I had it done about 15 years ago, some let you get put out for it but I wasn't I was awake watching them do it.
The injection is a wee bit painful as its directly into the scrotum but the operation itself doesn't hurt but you can feel them pulling the tubes to cut them and tie them but its not a pain as such its just a wierd feeling.
Hurts for a day or 2 after but wear 2 pairs of tight pants, 2 sizes too small as the tighter they are kept the better.
After a month you won't notice any difference and it can actually aid your staying power in bed.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 15:49:19 » |
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It invloves balls ?? Sorry
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 15:49:24 » |
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Football is all about bollocks mate!
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 16:05:37 » |
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Can you still put out candles ? say what?
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 16:08:10 » |
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say what?
Party trick 
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 16:11:15 » |
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I had it done about 15 years ago, some let you get put out for it but I wasn't I was awake watching them do it.
The injection is a wee bit painful as its directly into the scrotum but the operation itself doesn't hurt but you can feel them pulling the tubes to cut them and tie them but its not a pain as such its just a wierd feeling.
Hurts for a day or 2 after but wear 2 pairs of tight pants, 2 sizes too small as the tighter they are kept the better.
After a month you won't notice any difference and it can actually aid your staying power in bed.
Same here. I didn't read the advice and wore boxers and shorts for a few days afterwards, and as a result was in serious pain for about a week. You really do need to wear the tightest underwear you can get hold of. Speedo's would be ideal!
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 16:19:14 » |
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Holy hell the very thought of the jab in the nuts then the cutting and tying makes me feel squeamish.
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 16:32:07 » |
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i had it done last year, injection in the bean smarted a little, they use a technique where instead of cutting they laser the not so hairy bean bag open  , same with the tubes, then stitch you back up, then they keep you in a room making you tea or coffee and give you endless amounts of biscuits for half hour to make sure all is ok, i didnt have any swelling, and managed to secure the plastering of the the hallway of the sweet old nurse
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 16:34:33 » |
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Does it hurt ? No, its just like having a cut in your scroat and the tubes cut and tied and then stitched up...of course it bloody hurts!  Seriously, I had it done at a walk-in Doctor's surgery ten years ago and was awake throughout, I can really only remember watching the stitches afterwards and my toes curling. There was a load of blood on the bed which I wasnt meant to see. As someone said earlier make sure you wear Speedos to keep it all "tightly packed" and don't lift anything or run for a couple of days...Its well worth getting it done apart from having to take a bottle of freshly squeezed jizz to get checked out afterwards. 
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 16:56:35 » |
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Had it done over in Highworth. For me the procedure itself was less painful than a filling at the dentist.
Afterwards I was lucky, I have a desk job so rested well over the weekend (with tight pants) and back to work Monday. Mild discomfort for a few days but nothing more.
Obviously other people have worse experiences....
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 17:14:27 » |
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How soon were you able to have a tug?
That would be the first question id ask
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 17:19:47 » |
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How soon were you able to have a tug?
That would be the first question id ask
I had sex the first night I had it done, this is not recommended as it ached a bit afterwards, they say about a week normally but meh.
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