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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 17:34:53 »

Wow
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 17:52:46 »

I'm struggling to understand why any sane man would agree to go through with this procedure.
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 17:54:38 »

You should try pushing a 8ib 11oz baby out  Wink


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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 17:59:05 »

I'm struggling to understand why any sane man would agree to go through with this procedure.

I concur....going back a few years my ex missus tried to convince me it would be a good idea, I pointed out that although we'd been together for many years fate was a fickle thing....and you could never tell what the future might hold.

Who knows one day we might split up and I'd want to have babies with a Czech bird 30 years younger....good job I kept me nads intact  Smiley
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 18:08:18 »

Mate at work had it done a few years ago and phoned us at work afterwards to say he could not walk and could not get home from the surgery. Two of us had to prop him up walking like John Wayne, lay him in the back of the works van, take him home (very slowly) and shove him in the door. After this I decided not for me!
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 18:09:04 »

Had it done over in Highworth. For me the procedure itself was less painful than a filling at the dentist.

Afterwards I was lucky, I have a desk job so rested well over the weekend (with tight pants) and back to work Monday. Mild discomfort for a few days but nothing more.

Obviously other people have worse experiences....

Had mine done in highworth too. The most painful thing I've ever done! He had trouble with the left ball and it bled for ages. I couldn't walk and was off work for 2 days. I still get pain from the left one, even now.

Apart from that it was a piece of cake.

A friend of mine has his done in Swindon. The doc dropped his foreceps on the floor and took his tubes with it.
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 18:43:51 »

Funny story to add to this.  A work colleague of mine was considering the snip, we managed to persuade him that the council offered a grant to have it done - he sent his wife to the council offices to check it out!!!!
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 19:04:03 »

As a teenage lad, it makes me squirm to even think of having this done in the future. Don't think that view will change as I get older either to be honest.
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 19:10:07 »

Fuck me.  Does anyone on here still have their tackle in order?!
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 19:13:06 »

I do.

Doesnt mean i will fuck you though
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 19:25:21 »

My mrs asked me to get it done. The second word of my reply was off. She can stay on the pill
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 19:29:37 »

My mrs asked me to get it done. The second word of my reply was off. She can stay on the pill

You could always have her spayed Arriba.
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 19:31:06 »

You could always have her spayed Arriba.

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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 19:52:42 »

I've had a shit day, really shit day.

Ssssssssooooooooooo I'd like to thank all the contributors on this thread today for making me laugh so much, cheered me up no end.

It was discussed when I was with my ex wife. We had one child and I thought we'd have at least another. We never did and eventually got divorced. I met a wonderful woman, then I met my wife.... only joking. I did get married again and we also have one child together, a loving lad who I take to SN1 now and a again. Glad I never had the snip.
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 19:56:17 »

i didnt have any swelling, and managed to secure the plastering of the the hallway of the sweet old nurse Yes

Never heard it put like that before.
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