The Snip

[wiggy]

I had it done several years ago, and envy all these guys who didn't have a problem.

I had the injection, and the doc had sliced me open and was just lasering the tubes. I had been talking to the nurse about pub general knowledge quizzes, when the doc joined in the coversation and I looked down......just in time to see all the anasthetic squirt back out. Suddenly I could feel everything. The most pain I have ever felt in my life.

My left bollock swelled up to the size of a small melon before I left theatre, and didn't go down for a week. I was off work nearly two weeks with a doctors note.

Still worth it though.

[Freddies Ferret]

stick to anal?

[Loobug]

Hilarious! I've never thought of having it done before and now I've read this thread, there's not a cat in hells chance I'm ever gonna consider it either!

[Gnasher]

stick to anal?

You can't even get a blow job any more because of the risk of mouth cancer.

[Berniman]

I had it done about 15 years ago, some let you get put out for it but I wasn't I was awake watching them do it.

The injection is a wee bit painful as its directly into the scrotum but the operation itself doesn't hurt but you can feel them pulling the tubes to cut them and tie them but its not a pain as such its just a wierd feeling.

Hurts for a day or 2 after but wear 2 pairs of tight pants, 2 sizes too small as the tighter they are kept the better.

After a month you won't notice any difference and it can actually aid your staying power in bed.

This.  Only word of advice would be, get somebody to drive you home and then lay down in bed for the next few hours and don't move too much.  Apart from a couple of black plums for a few days you will be fine.

Oh, and if you are having it done upstairs next to a bus route, make sure the blinds aren't open and there is not a bus stop outside, it can be a tad embarrasing, trust me! ;-)

[ibelieveinmrreeves]

Wiggy's post means I would give the same answer arriba did, were I ever asked in the future.

Reminds me of 'Hard candy'.

[Dazzza]

A friend of mine has his done in Swindon. The doc dropped his foreceps on the floor and took his tubes with it.

Good lord that made my pasta come back up.

[ghanimah]

I had it done several years ago, and envy all these guys who didn't have a problem.

I had the injection, and the doc had sliced me open and was just lasering the tubes. I had been talking to the nurse about pub general knowledge quizzes, when the doc joined in the coversation and I looked down......just in time to see all the anasthetic squirt back out. Suddenly I could feel everything. The most pain I have ever felt in my life.

My left bollock swelled up to the size of a small melon before I left theatre, and didn't go down for a week. I was off work nearly two weeks with a doctors note.

Still worth it though.

The reassuring dulcet tones beforehand that 'it's a simple procedure' and that 'you'll only experience slight discomfort' afterwards was one of the most misleading statements ever put to me by someone in the medical profession.

When they cut tubes - ouch - though not as painful as when the anesthetic wears off - was off work for a week at least. Still have the occasional pain years later.

[Abrahammer]

Jusf pull out in time and cum on her tits.

I have slightly sick feeling inside after reading the detailed descriptions of some posts on this thread.

[Samdy Gray]

It's reaffirmed my decision that I will never willingly agree to have it done.

[Nomoreheroes]

Think the worst thing was taking the first dump afterwards. Didn't realise that my balls had increased  in mass and density and were now the weight of cannon balls! Gravity was not my friend that day!

[Red Frog]

Good lord that made my pasta come back up.

Spag bol?

[wiggy]

Spag bol?

Meat Balls

[Ardiles]

This thread has been an education.  Thanks all.

[Bewster]

This thread has been an education.  Thanks all.

It has indeed - I was hoping for reassurance and hope - and now I am even more scared