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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, February 12, 2012, 13:13:03 » |
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First joke I've been sent about this:
Everyones a comedian nowadays. Even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate her couldn't avoid the old gag, when he radioed dispatch & said "It's Houston, we have a problem"
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, February 12, 2012, 14:10:36 » |
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Aaron Ramsey scores V Man Utd (01/05/11) - Bin Laden dies (02/05/11)
Aaron Ramsey scores V Tottenham (02/10/11) - Steve Jobs dies(05/10/11)
Aaron Ramsey scores V Marseille (19/10/11) - Col. Gadaffi dies(20/10/11)
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Aaron Ramsey scores V Sunderland )11/2/12)- Whitney Houston dies(11/2/12)
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, February 12, 2012, 14:18:26 » |
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Aaron Ramsey scores V Man Utd (01/05/11) - Bin Laden dies (02/05/11)
Aaron Ramsey scores V Tottenham (02/10/11) - Steve Jobs dies(05/10/11)
Aaron Ramsey scores V Marseille (19/10/11) - Col. Gadaffi dies(20/10/11)
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Aaron Ramsey scores V Sunderland )11/2/12)- Whitney Houston dies(11/2/12)
Could he dedicate his next goal to Diamandes or Thatcher |
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, February 12, 2012, 18:44:04 » |
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Kevin Costner is said to be devastated he said "I only went for a piss"
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, February 12, 2012, 19:50:19 » |
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RIP Whitney. Such a shame, she was a stunning looking lady
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, February 12, 2012, 20:21:29 » |
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Aaron Ramsey scores V Man Utd (01/05/11) - Bin Laden dies (02/05/11)
Aaron Ramsey scores V Tottenham (02/10/11) - Steve Jobs dies(05/10/11)
Aaron Ramsey scores V Marseille (19/10/11) - Col. Gadaffi dies(20/10/11)
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Aaron Ramsey scores V Sunderland )11/2/12)- Whitney Houston dies(11/2/12)
spookie that is, that obviously means someone decided to follow the after effects of Ramseys goals which is strange, but true. |
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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, February 12, 2012, 23:27:16 » |
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[url width=355 height=367]http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/421144_3015860648483_1621590028_2528353_1001972487_n.jpg[/url]
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, February 13, 2012, 10:31:34 » |
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This is my happiest memory of Whitney Houston:
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, February 13, 2012, 16:44:38 » |
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Unfortunately her music will live on.
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quot;Molten memories splashing down
upon the rooves of Swindon Town"
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« Reply #24 on: Monday, February 13, 2012, 16:54:54 » |
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What's the difference between Whitney's valentines card and Madeline McCann's vagina?
Well, they're both pink, but Whitney's card is unopened.
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, February 13, 2012, 16:59:22 » |
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Bobby Brown heard the news and topped himself.  Left a note saying "Two can play that game"... |
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« Reply #26 on: Monday, February 13, 2012, 23:04:33 » |
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What was Whitneys last big hit?
Her head on the floor wheeeeeeeeeeeeey
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2012, 00:00:14 » |
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What's the difference between Whitney's valentines card and Madeline McCann's vagina?
Well, they're both pink, but Whitney's card is unopened.
Don't understand why anyone would want to repeat something like that. |
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2012, 00:06:29 » |
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What's the difference between Whitney's valentines card and Madeline McCann's vagina?
Well, they're both pink, but Whitney's card is unopened.
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2012, 00:07:12 » |
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Cos it's a joke. Not another TEF meltdown. Where's Ardiles he practically had an aneurysm when I cracked one about Huntley.
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