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« on: Monday, July 18, 2005, 19:39:25 » |
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after my 11 consectutive day of shiteness (split up with a couple of weekends) i've decided i need to find a new job. I'm getting home stressed out like a bastard and i'm working 8-30 > 6.30 far to often for my liking.
Looking for suggestions any ideas?
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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DMR
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, July 18, 2005, 19:40:38 » |
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, July 18, 2005, 19:41:31 » |
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I quite like the idea of being a postman :advercool:
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, July 18, 2005, 19:41:31 » |
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What do you do at the moment (so we can avoid suggesting it)?
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Whits
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, July 18, 2005, 19:42:03 » |
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tried that and now my body is trying to kill me :x
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, July 18, 2005, 19:42:42 » |
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What do you do at the moment (so we can avoid suggesting it)? working in it sales/account management |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, July 18, 2005, 19:50:09 » |
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What do you do at the moment (so we can avoid suggesting it)? working in it sales/account management That sounds flash, I thought you worked on the tills at PC World   |
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, July 18, 2005, 19:50:40 » |
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i'd quite like to do green keeping at a major golf course
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, July 18, 2005, 19:52:55 » |
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alcoholic Here's a job for you, dave. Trainee wasteground drinking companion. This is an exciting opportunity for a dynamic, optically unfocused and inarticulate individual to join a close knit team of heavy drinkers working out of a patch of rubble strewn ground on the outskirts of Swindon.Duties will include standing and watching an armchair burn whilst drinking methylated spirits.The ability to make roaring noises is essential.The successful applicant will also demonstrate strong flailing skills and be able to start a fight with themselves.The ability to occasionally catch fire would be beneficial. Salary £0.0001k for a cup of tea |
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, July 18, 2005, 19:55:22 » |
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What do you do at the moment (so we can avoid suggesting it)? working in it sales/account management That sounds flash, I thought you worked on the tills at PC World i used to work at office world if that helps you. i've turned into a stressed out cunt :x even my customers have noticed it :? |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, July 18, 2005, 19:57:06 » |
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alcoholic Here's a job for you, dave. Trainee wasteground drinking companion. This is an exciting opportunity for a dynamic, optically unfocused and inarticulate individual to join a close knit team of heavy drinkers working out of a patch of rubble strewn ground on the outskirts of Swindon.Duties will include standing and watching an armchair burn whilst drinking methylated spirits.The ability to make roaring noises is essential.The successful applicant will also demonstrate strong flailing skills and be able to start a fight with themselves.The ability to occasionally catch fire would be beneficial. Salary £0.0001k for a cup of tea Where do I apply? Whits - web designer  |
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, July 18, 2005, 20:01:55 » |
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Where do I apply?
You'd only get the sack |
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, July 18, 2005, 20:02:08 » |
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and those bastards won't let me take voluntary redundancy :x :x :x
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, July 18, 2005, 20:06:23 » |
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I was thinking about being a postie myself  |
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, July 18, 2005, 20:12:26 » |
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Butcher, it is a great job. IM just doing it to get some money before I go to uni.
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