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« Reply #180 on: Sunday, November 8, 2015, 10:47:32 » |
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I did feel a bit of an ass.
But I like donkeys and I still feel pangs of guilt
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« Reply #181 on: Sunday, November 8, 2015, 11:17:57 » |
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There used to be a magazine called Front. Positioned between loaded and GQ. They had a feature called "Mate in a State" where you sent in photos of passed out pissed up people. I'm in one issue, with my shirt off, bra on, lipstick on, and a big cock drawn on my stomach and chest. Must have been one hell of a party as 2 of my mates are also in the same issue, in an even worse state of distress.
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« Reply #182 on: Sunday, November 8, 2015, 11:47:27 » |
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I'll start small.
Tried doing the nasty with my s.o. outdoors once, as we thought it'd be sexy.
The blanket we brought was very small, we were on a slope, it was muddy and there were big bastard thistles absolutely everywhere.
This place we chose as it was well covered, and there was no sheep excrement.
After unintentionally moving part way down the hill, and a knee - and a testicle full of thistle spikes later; I just decided to go down on her, and save the rest for later. The walk back was a little uncomfortable on the gentleman's region to say the least.
I have not attempted the outdoor coitus again since.
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Skinny Pete
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« Reply #183 on: Sunday, November 8, 2015, 12:43:18 » |
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If we're talking boudoir shenanigans here goes.
Coming back from a work Xmas do my then wife picked me and a couple of others up to take home.
I was in the back with a young work colleague I had been flirting with all evening. She gave me a hand job while the wife was driving.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #184 on: Sunday, November 8, 2015, 12:45:16 » |
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#humblebrag
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« Reply #185 on: Sunday, November 8, 2015, 12:57:27 » |
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I once stole a pair of Gloria Hunniford's tights. True story.
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« Reply #186 on: Sunday, November 8, 2015, 13:00:49 » |
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« Reply #187 on: Sunday, November 8, 2015, 13:10:38 » |
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I once stole a pair of Gloria Hunniford's tights. True story.
Was she wearing them at the time? |
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« Reply #188 on: Sunday, November 8, 2015, 13:44:10 » |
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Was she wearing them at the time?
No. I was appearing on a TV show and was given Gloria Hunniford's dressing room as she did a regular programme from that studio. I wanted a souvenir and it seemed a bit mean to take the framed photo of her daughter, Karen Keating. I found a pair of tights in their packet in a drawer so I swiped them. They are still sealed and unsoiled. |
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« Reply #189 on: Sunday, November 8, 2015, 13:47:11 » |
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Ah. I had visions of you hugging them closely to your nose and inhaling deeply.
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« Reply #190 on: Sunday, November 8, 2015, 14:17:19 » |
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I've got a pair of Liam Gallaghers shoes(unworn), a belt from Matt Lucas, and an unused half of Bob Dylan's bog roll.
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« Reply #191 on: Sunday, November 8, 2015, 14:29:01 » |
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Neil Diamond
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« Reply #192 on: Sunday, November 8, 2015, 14:29:27 » |
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I've got the old "Director's Box" sign from the County Ground.
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« Reply #193 on: Sunday, November 8, 2015, 14:41:21 » |
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We're going to need some photographic proof, soon.
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« Reply #194 on: Sunday, November 8, 2015, 14:52:06 » |
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You really want a photo of Audrey shooting a donkey whilst being tugged off?
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