Bogus Dave
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« on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 17:15:09 » |
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I've heard he puts cat's legs into smarties tubes and runs off
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 17:20:21 » |
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Will that affect his value?
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Sippo
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 17:21:08 » |
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I heard he was the culprit who puts used sweet wrappers back in the tin...
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 17:22:13 » |
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He demands he be paid in Smarties and Whiskas, to fuel his hobby. This can only be detrimental to his market value in my eyes
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 17:36:08 » |
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He demands he be paid in Smarties and Whiskas, to fuel his hobby. This can only be detrimental to his market value in my eyes
I have it from a reliable sauce, that Reading are prepared to offer payment in Sheba... |
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 17:36:16 » |
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And taking coke?
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 17:37:07 » |
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I have it from a reliable sauce, that Reading are prepared to offer payment in Sheba...
See, this shouldn't even need to be a factor. FFS, fitton and wilson need to sort this out FAST |
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 17:37:52 » |
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I have heard that is why he never shaves......he prefers whiska's.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 17:41:29 » |
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I saw him do this, and yet people still blame Pericard for it. Unbelieveable.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 17:46:37 » |
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See, this shouldn't even need to be a factor. FFS, fitton and wilson need to sort this out FAST
It is unacceptable...apparently Orient are prepared to pay John Campbell in 18 months worth of pan haggerty, whereas we're just offering 6 months of leftover frozen stovies from the Sturrock era...  |
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 17:50:43 » |
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I heard Campbell wasn't signing because his mum shops at Iceland, and Wilson is more of a Morrisons man.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 19:04:09 » |
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I've hear that if he were a gift, he'd be myrrh.
That'll up his value, Stephen Hawking doesn't even know what myrrh is. Sooner or later somebody will pay a lot of money to find out.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, December 31, 2010, 01:11:29 » |
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he buys cans of sild, with a cheque, and taunts them at half time
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, December 31, 2010, 09:35:39 » |
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, December 31, 2010, 12:19:19 » |
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That cat looks like Jeremy Beadle.
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