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« on: Wednesday, November 24, 2010, 20:57:51 »

Help is needed please asap  Crying

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/8683196.I___m_trapped_in_my_own_home_/?ref=mr 
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, November 24, 2010, 21:02:46 »

“There is no way I could possibly move it by myself, I have ME and am lacking in energy."

Lazy bitch. It's a kiddie size mattress too.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, November 24, 2010, 21:29:13 »

“There is no way I could possibly move it by myself, I have ME and am lacking in energy."

Lazy bitch. It's a kiddie size mattress too.
You lot have probably had plenty of recent experience of kiddie size mattresses
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, November 24, 2010, 21:36:05 »

Stories like this make me want to eat my own feet.  To be fair to the Adver, though, the editorial staff were probably dying of laughter when this went to press.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, November 24, 2010, 21:38:45 »

The bloke who took the photo could of moved it.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, November 24, 2010, 21:41:08 »

she could have fucking moved it!
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, November 24, 2010, 21:41:19 »

Surely she could pole-vault over it with one of her sticks.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, November 24, 2010, 21:43:03 »

Or maybe even lay on it...and have a comfortable roll to one side...and bingo your past the darned mattress.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, November 24, 2010, 21:47:58 »

i have walked past this for the last fortnight, i will chuckle tomorrow if it's still there tomorrow.

the people opposite this leave bin bags out and then the ends up being a street of strewn rubbish afterwards. it's great living at the bottom of kingshill

she's not in her house for this picture so that's a breakthrough at least
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, November 24, 2010, 22:11:02 »

Own up..

STFC_Legend, Swindon says...
10:34am Wed 24 Nov 10

What we really need here is for someone to fly-tip a ramp in the alley, so she can stunt jump over it. At least the landing will be soft if she does come off. I don't own a car myself so regularly leave items in Alleyways as I think of them as presents to the community, I left a 3 piece suite behind my house on Savernake Street and it was gone in 3 days so someone must have picked it up and given it a good home.

Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, November 24, 2010, 23:45:29 »

On a related note....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/11828052

Love the bit about the petition.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 07:00:51 »

i have walked past this for the last fortnight, i will chuckle tomorrow if it's still there tomorrow.

the people opposite this leave bin bags out and then the ends up being a street of strewn rubbish afterwards. it's great living at the bottom of kingshill

she's not in her house for this picture so that's a breakthrough at least

Update later please
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 07:12:19 »

Own up..

STFC_Legend, Swindon says...
10:34am Wed 24 Nov 10

What we really need here is for someone to fly-tip a ramp in the alley, so she can stunt jump over it.

Cheesy


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Let's see if she can miss the 17th bus, unlike Knievel
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 08:48:52 »

Is the mattress still there?  Hoping for one of those minute by minute update feeds on the Adver website today.
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, November 25, 2010, 08:55:09 »

I have photographic evidence it's still there! A webcam aimed at it and broadcasting swindon's shame is an excellent idea
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