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« Reply #21885 on: Thursday, February 21, 2019, 12:49:43 » |
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Spotted dick?
You're mixing BO up with Flasher... |
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« Reply #21886 on: Thursday, February 21, 2019, 12:53:27 » |
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« Reply #21887 on: Thursday, February 21, 2019, 12:55:46 » |
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You're mixing BO up with Flasher...
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« Reply #21888 on: Thursday, February 21, 2019, 16:35:18 » |
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There's an ointment for that?
So a friend tells me.
An ointment for most things these days fortunately if you know where to get it 😉 |
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« Reply #21889 on: Thursday, February 21, 2019, 16:41:58 » |
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A busybody at work once learned a bit of sign language so that they could 'listen' in on deaf peoples conversations.
That reminded me of a manger I had once. A load of us were on a flight up north some years ago and he was sat in the row in front. I was having a conversation with my colleague about general work things, nothing contentious but I noticed he’d slid down in his seat and dropped his head to the gap in the seats to earwig. I nudged my colleague and we spent the next ten minutes or so taking the piss without actually mentioning any names. When we’d had enough I said and as for that so and so he’s a nosey sod at the same time as twisting his ear, hard, very hard. |
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« Reply #21890 on: Thursday, February 21, 2019, 16:47:13 » |
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An ointment for most things these days fortunately if you know where to get it 😉
I hear some in the Tory Party and their UKIP chums do peddle a decent line in snake oil. Not convinced it's any good mind. |
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« Reply #21891 on: Thursday, February 21, 2019, 16:48:08 » |
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I hear some in the Tory Party and their UKIP chums do peddle a decent line in snake oil. Not convinced it's any good mind.
Sad, very sad. |
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« Reply #21892 on: Thursday, February 21, 2019, 18:00:12 » |
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I hear some in the Tory Party and their UKIP chums do peddle a decent line in snake oil. Not convinced it's any good mind.
No doubt it isnt any good on a rusty old nut like you. However I have it on good authority that the Blair & Campbell brand contains large amounts of Teflon and WD40. Just check the stockpile they sold you, be in the ingredients list. Oh and it is highly toxic so you might want to dispose of it carefully. |
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« Reply #21893 on: Thursday, February 21, 2019, 19:19:34 » |
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Confirmation of a six week work contract this evening  Sweetens being out the country for the next two weeks. |
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« Reply #21894 on: Thursday, February 21, 2019, 19:31:15 » |
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Nice LL
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« Reply #21895 on: Thursday, February 21, 2019, 19:56:36 » |
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Nice LL
Cheers Batch. Put a lot of effort into this quote, even worked on it while I was away recently, which was also work related. At some point i’ll get to go away for an actual holiday. |
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« Reply #21896 on: Thursday, February 21, 2019, 20:22:44 » |
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That reminded me of a manger I had once. A load of us were on a flight up north some years ago and he was sat in the row in front. I was having a conversation with my colleague about general work things, nothing contentious but I noticed he’d slid down in his seat and dropped his head to the gap in the seats to earwig. I nudged my colleague and we spent the next ten minutes or so taking the piss without actually mentioning any names. When we’d had enough I said and as for that so and so he’s a nosey sod at the same time as twisting his ear, hard, very hard.
I laughed so much after reading that, a little bit of wee came out. |
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« Reply #21897 on: Thursday, February 21, 2019, 20:27:07 » |
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I laughed so much after reading that, a little bit of wee came out.
JFW?  |
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« Reply #21898 on: Friday, February 22, 2019, 10:55:14 » |
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Digging the shorts out. Suns out, shorts on and i'm off to a nice beer garden for lunch. Going to be a lovely weekend apparently.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #21899 on: Friday, February 22, 2019, 11:14:52 » |
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I've just finished work for the last time! Second time I've retired, this time for good!
Surprisingly, I don't feel as joyous as I though I would.
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