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« Reply #20460 on: Tuesday, April 3, 2018, 21:03:16 »

Walkers max strong jalapeno and cheese. Nice.
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« Reply #20461 on: Wednesday, April 4, 2018, 13:31:12 »

Did make me chuckle

https://news.sky.com/story/beano-tells-rees-mogg-to-stop-copying-comic-character-walter-the-softy-11316413
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« Reply #20462 on: Wednesday, April 4, 2018, 14:05:41 »


I get the resemblance, but thought it must be a late Aprill Fool  Smiley
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« Reply #20463 on: Sunday, April 8, 2018, 09:11:42 »

In German the word for gums is Zahnfleisch which literally translated means tooth meat.
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« Reply #20464 on: Sunday, April 8, 2018, 10:21:59 »

https://twitter.com/Stephen78857051/status/982770977879736321
a great night this was Pint
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« Reply #20465 on: Sunday, April 8, 2018, 10:54:52 »

I spent almost the entire game with a woman who I didn't know and still don't know who she was sat on my shoulders.

A very memorable night as it was my first promotion as a Town fan.
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« Reply #20466 on: Sunday, April 8, 2018, 11:00:58 »

I spent almost the entire game with a woman who I didn't know and still don't know who she was sat on my shoulders.


A very memorable night as it was my first promotion as a Town fan.
you missed your chance there PV, should have had her sat on your face Yes
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« Reply #20467 on: Sunday, April 8, 2018, 11:13:54 »

you missed your chance there PV, should have had her sat on your face Yes
Then I wouldn't have been able to see the match! Cheesy
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« Reply #20468 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2018, 11:08:29 »

Stupid questions anyway.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/american-football/43703402
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« Reply #20469 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2018, 11:43:16 »


The questions are indeed stupid but people must be aware in this day and age there is a zero tolerance around terrorism and making 'jokes' like these HAVE to be taken seriously.

I remember when we were in the States when I was a kid (probably 10 or 11 years old) and running to catch our plane (although knowing my dad we were still 2 hours early and no need to panic at all) and I got taken aside to be patted down and my dad shouted 'Does he look like a fucking terrorist?' Not sure we would have made that plane had that been in 2018.
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« Reply #20470 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2018, 11:47:19 »

The questions are indeed stupid but people must be aware in this day and age there is a zero tolerance around terrorism and making 'jokes' like these HAVE to be taken seriously.

I remember when we were in the States when I was a kid (probably 10 or 11 years old) and running to catch our plane (although knowing my dad we were still 2 hours early and no need to panic at all) and I got taken aside to be patted down and my dad shouted 'Does he look like a fucking terrorist?' Not sure we would have made that plane had that been in 2018.
They'd have probably shot you, just to be on the safe side
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« Reply #20471 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2018, 11:49:15 »

They'd have probably shot you, just to be on the safe side

Yep, and my dad charged for murder.
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« Reply #20472 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2018, 12:06:25 »

Yeesh, everyone knows not to crack jokes in an airport.

I think the questions are there to rely on later in court, should there be a problem, more likely to do with drugs etc.  So if you later get caught and try to claim it wasn't you that packed the bag you are in trouble anyway.
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« Reply #20473 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2018, 13:06:40 »

Last time I got carted away for additional screening at the airport I was actually carrying the wifes bag (as mine had the heroin in it obviously Wink ), anyway I got taken into a small room with the bag by a very attractive French woman who opened it to find loads of dirty knickers etc.... She took it in very good spirits!
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« Reply #20474 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2018, 13:09:29 »

Horrible for the lass, but I must admit the sheer ineptitude of it made me chuckle....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/commonwealth-games/43709866
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