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DiV
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« Reply #12705 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 15:23:15 »

There's no way the fat cunt gets laid every weekend, even with no standards Smiley
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #12706 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 15:26:34 »

There's no way the fat cunt gets laid every weekend, even with no standards Smiley

Ouch  Eek
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« Reply #12707 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 15:40:20 »

Watched the Liverpool game in a club in Wroughton, the regulars were mainly Liverpool fans (or rather people backing Liverpool rather than Chelsea). Seconds after the 2nd goal goes in, I'm muttering something about "getting in behind" to my slightly disinterested missus and someone changes the channel so the big screen is now showing a Gay Chat porn channel. Thankfully on the chat, not the porn, as we had the little'un with us. She looks at me, eyebrows raised...... Smiley
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DMR

« Reply #12708 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 17:17:19 »

There's no way the fat cunt gets laid every weekend, even with no standards Smiley

Being thin is no guarantee of a nice bird either, judging by the auburn haired hound in your Facebook profile pic Smiley
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« Reply #12709 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 17:21:28 »

such bants
very soapy tit wank
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DMR

« Reply #12710 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 17:25:10 »

He started it Too Cool
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #12711 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 17:31:16 »

Being thin is no guarantee of a nice bird either, judging by the auburn haired hound in your Facebook profile pic Smiley

Shots fired!
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« Reply #12712 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 17:32:38 »

Shots fired!

my 20yr old comes out with those comments  No
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« Reply #12713 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 17:44:11 »

Being thin is no guarantee of a nice bird either, judging by the auburn haired hound in your Facebook profile pic Smiley

Haha, good effort but not true in the slightest and you know it Smiley
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« Reply #12714 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 17:45:35 »

Shots fired!
over his t shirt?
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DMR

« Reply #12715 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 17:46:53 »

over his t shirt?

What sort of pikey goes out on the sauce wearing a t-shirt?
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« Reply #12716 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 18:39:59 »

What sort of pikey goes out on the sauce wearing a t-shirt?
ones that can pull birds better than a 2/10 ?
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« Reply #12717 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 19:04:50 »

Dave heading out into town on the pull ...

... think we can all learn something here from the master of style
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« Reply #12718 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 21:10:45 »

Benzel has it right.


Ta.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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« Reply #12719 on: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 21:27:00 »

There's no way the fat cunt gets laid every weekend, even with no standards Smiley

I larfed.
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