Simon Pieman
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« on: Monday, May 24, 2010, 09:35:14 » |
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As per the thread title, post them here. Possibly the more amusing/annoying the better. We're not looking for reasons here, just things which have no logical explanation.
I'll kick off with a couple of efforts:
Why do people make coffee which looks the strength of tea?
If velvet-style bog roll is so good, which does it disintegrate after a single wipe?
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Ardiles
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, May 24, 2010, 09:47:25 » |
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Why did 'businesswoman' Sarah Ferguson make that disgusting suction sound while trying to negotiate £½ million from the News of the World's undercover reporter?
'I'm a complete aristocrat. Love that, don’t you? I love it. It’s tremendously fabulous!'
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Jobi
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, May 24, 2010, 09:49:20 » |
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Why do Pizza's come in square boxes?
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jimmy_onions
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, May 24, 2010, 09:50:21 » |
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"Why do Pizza's come in square boxes?"
you try making a circular container from cardboard!
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, May 24, 2010, 09:57:41 » |
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Does that woman off the Halifax advert who plays that Ice Ice Baby song, but changes it to ISA ISA Baby fit into the mildly annoying category? Also the chap sat next to her? Why is he smiling when he should be gathering an angry mob to throw stones at her before placing her on top of a bonfire?
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Nemo
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, May 24, 2010, 09:58:41 » |
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I work in a shop part time while at Uni, and it always irritates me hugely that Tomatoes are listed under Veg and not Fruit on our tills. Everyone else thinks I'm just an anal idiot, and they're probably right!
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jimmy_onions
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, May 24, 2010, 10:01:26 » |
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Does that woman off the Halifax advert who plays that Ice Ice Baby song, but changes it to ISA ISA Baby fit into the mildly annoying category? Also the chap sat next to her? Why is he smiling when he should be gathering an angry mob to throw stones at her before placing her on top of a bonfire?
Agreed, un-fucking-believeably bad. People get paid very good money to come up with this shit. |
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, May 24, 2010, 10:03:36 » |
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was watching some amateur youtube bay watch parody that got sent to me and when filming it the 3 guys did the whole slow motion running(as you do in baywatch) but when editing the video they slowed that down also, one of the other, not both....slowed down slow motion running just looks gay
it bugged me a lot.
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, May 24, 2010, 10:04:36 » |
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People who updated their facebook status at least 7 times a day.
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, May 24, 2010, 10:06:23 » |
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Fucking magnets, how do they work?
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, May 24, 2010, 10:09:30 » |
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Why do I get a craving for hot 'n' spicy food when it's 30° outside?
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Chubbs
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, May 24, 2010, 10:11:55 » |
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People who updated their facebook status at least 7 times a day.
agreed. :-p |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, May 24, 2010, 10:14:13 » |
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Able bodied people who stand still on escalators
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, May 24, 2010, 10:14:18 » |
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Cats are better than dogs FACT
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magicroundabout
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, May 24, 2010, 10:15:32 » |
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People who updated their facebook status at least 7 times a day.
magicroundabout likes this |
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