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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #29805 on: Thursday, January 31, 2019, 23:48:03 »

I think an aptitude test will be included in our vows 😂
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« Reply #29806 on: Friday, February 1, 2019, 08:02:15 »

I woke up throwing up today for some reason. Not felt this sick for a long time. Might be something to do with the smog that Bangkok is currently suffering from.

Can't take a day off, though. There's deadlines to be met today. Smashing.
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« Reply #29807 on: Friday, February 1, 2019, 08:15:34 »

urgh, get well soon
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« Reply #29808 on: Friday, February 1, 2019, 11:02:23 »

Food goes down, food comes back up again.

What a fun day this is going to be.
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« Reply #29809 on: Friday, February 1, 2019, 11:37:08 »

Bastard weather has resulted in cancelling my flight from Brizzle to Belfast this afternoon and consequently missing the gig me and the missus were going to tonight !
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« Reply #29810 on: Friday, February 1, 2019, 11:58:12 »

Not sure about mildly annoy, but hell it made me cringe..... https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mans-penis-snaps-half-during-13932327
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #29811 on: Friday, February 1, 2019, 14:25:29 »

That happened to a mate of mine
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« Reply #29812 on: Friday, February 1, 2019, 14:29:19 »

did you recover ok jay?
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« Reply #29813 on: Friday, February 1, 2019, 14:50:58 »

 Yes
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #29814 on: Friday, February 1, 2019, 20:40:55 »

I've split my banjo string but it was actually a mate who broke his cock. Out of action for 6+ months.
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« Reply #29815 on: Friday, February 1, 2019, 20:45:39 »

I've split my banjo string but it was actually a mate who broke his cock. Out of action for 6+ months.

Still a painful one. Did you get it moved? A frenluplasty or something. Sorry for the personal question, I do have a caring disposition.
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'Incessant Nonsense'

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« Reply #29816 on: Friday, February 1, 2019, 21:28:10 »

Wellens out!!!!  Doesn’t like cheese........
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« Reply #29817 on: Saturday, February 2, 2019, 10:48:02 »

Lots of snow. Clearing driveways. That's fine.
People who then just dump it to the side across the footpath, on both sides, need to apply a bit of common sense.

Clamber over one set, then onto the next pair of snow ridges.
All good fun.

People who do a piss poor job of it and the driveway is in the shade so the 'cleared' bit becomes an ice rink.

Any excuse to get this on.

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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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« Reply #29818 on: Saturday, February 2, 2019, 14:22:50 »

Lots of snow. Clearing driveways. That's fine.
People who then just dump it to the side across the footpath, on both sides, need to apply a bit of common sense.

Clamber over one set, then onto the next pair of snow ridges.
All good fun.
Yup, finished off my run this morning with me and the dog basically doing 100m hurdles down our road. TBF it was great fun!
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Sippo
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« Reply #29819 on: Saturday, February 2, 2019, 15:55:09 »

-7 tonight, so let the fun commence.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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