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« Reply #23160 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2016, 22:02:02 » |
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« Reply #23161 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2016, 22:05:32 » |
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I used to work at Parcel-force HQ in Dorcan. Part of my job was to process orders for Postmen's/Women's uniforms.
I once processed an order for a lady named Candy Bush, which made me giggle. I laughed out loud when I noticed the size of uniform she was ordering..... Candy Bush was a big lass. It really tickled me.
That must have been 20-ish years ago. If only I was half as good as remembering things that actually mattered.
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« Reply #23162 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2016, 22:07:46 » |
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 I once had to meet Spaz Spasov and Thadeus Twum on the same day. My professionalism was tested to the limit when I asked what he liked to be called and he said "call me Spaz", but apparently it's quite common. The name Spaz, anyway. Thadeus was just... Weird. That must have been 20-ish years ago. If only I was half as good as remembering things that actually mattered. I had an exam about psychopharmacology in juveniles the other day. About the day before, I realised I still remember all the lyrics to "We like to party" by the Vengaboys. There is definitely not a god.
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« Reply #23163 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2016, 22:11:43 » |
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I'll leave you with Coco Crisp. Baseball is good for this.😊
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« Reply #23164 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2016, 22:31:57 » |
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Can we just name random funny names:  |
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« Reply #23165 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 05:40:39 » |
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We've done this before.
I used to work with someone called Richard Head.
My little girls current school teacher is called Jo King.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #23166 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 05:50:07 » |
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I used to do some work for the publishers Heinemann and one of their contributors to an academic periodical was a Professor Shagass.
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« Reply #23167 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 06:35:59 » |
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I once had to meet Spaz Spasov and Thadeus Twum on the same day. My professionalism was tested to the limit when I asked what he liked to be called and he said "call me Spaz", but apparently it's quite common. The name Spaz, anyway. Thadeus was just... Weird. I had an exam about psychopharmacology in juveniles the other day. About the day before, I realised I still remember all the lyrics to "We like to party" by the Vengaboys. There is definitely not a god. Yeah but come on, that song is a classic. After we beat Leeds 3-0 I was sat in a car park with angry Leeds fans for ages blaring that for ages.... didnt get the best reaction. |
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« Reply #23168 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 06:48:57 » |
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We've done this before.
I used to work with someone called Richard Head.
My little girls current school teacher is called Jo King.
My sisters best friend at school was called Lorraine Kerr... her brother (genuinely) was called Wayne. |
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« Reply #23169 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 07:33:13 » |
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Once sorted a letter for Dr. Corpse
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« Reply #23170 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 07:49:10 » |
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We've done this before.
I used to work with someone called Richard Head.
My little girls current school teacher is called Jo King.
Haha, I reckon that's my old boss's daughter. Pretty sure she's a teacher and not too many assholes with the surname King would call their daughter Jo  |
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« Reply #23171 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 07:51:11 » |
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Once sorted a letter for Dr. Corpse
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I know of a Dr De'Ath.. |
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« Reply #23172 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 08:27:39 » |
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We've done this before.
I used to work with someone called Richard Head.
My little girls current school teacher is called Jo King.
I worked with both Richard Head and Jo King In a previous company we had a client called Anil Mistry |
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« Reply #23173 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 09:01:45 » |
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At my old company, there was a guy we all just called Spooner. His actual name was Rick Ding.
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« Reply #23174 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2016, 10:41:09 » |
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In Spain it's quite common for footballers to shorten names, so you've got a few Juanfrans....short for Juan Francisco. Malaga have a lad called Juan Carlos, who shortens his name to Juankar...
Not a patch on the classic Lopez Ufarte, mind.
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