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« Reply #23610 on: Tuesday, June 28, 2016, 14:53:20 » |
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A car on our street has a sign on the windscreen 'UNTAXED CAR' and has a Denver Boot on.
Didn't realise it was legal to immobilise a vehicle.
DVLA do it to make an example of some tight fucker as once caught they are usually given opportunity to tax it and pay arrears. Obviously that one didnt |
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Chubbs
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« Reply #23611 on: Tuesday, June 28, 2016, 15:19:43 » |
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You all need fucking shooting.
you bit the bullet and joined in |
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Ells
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I am 32 now
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« Reply #23612 on: Tuesday, June 28, 2016, 15:56:30 » |
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Those puns are all that's going to be in my head when I speak to him next. Shanks a lot.
Wait, that's another guy.
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If Don Rogers were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #23613 on: Tuesday, June 28, 2016, 16:05:02 » |
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Those puns are all that's going to be in my head when I speak to him next. Shanks a lot.
Wait, that's another guy.
you are a bit dopey Ells, is your nickname Trigger? |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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Chubbs
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« Reply #23614 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 09:56:08 » |
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I've experience two new smells today which have raped my nostils.
Fox shit
A dead rat inside one of our air con units at work
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Tails
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« Reply #23615 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 10:02:17 » |
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My dog fucking loves fox shit and if he finds it, he damn well makes sure he has a good roll around in it. So used to that smell...
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4D
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #23616 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 10:08:40 » |
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Dead rats start to stink after about 1 day, a sweet awful smell. Worst smell I can recall is someone with really bad halitosis (sp) and a dead badger that I almost trod on that was a sea of maggots. That stayed with me for a bit  |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #23617 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 10:11:46 » |
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A dead fox is worse
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« Reply #23618 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 10:17:15 » |
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Walk around Bangkok on a hot day and your nostrils will get a good work-out.
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« Reply #23619 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 10:27:32 » |
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Cat piss is the worst. Took the Mrs' ill cat to the vets years ago and it pissed in my car on the back seat. I couldn't shift that smell despite scrubbing the seat with every type of cleaner you could imagine.
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« Reply #23620 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 10:33:23 » |
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Walk around Bangkok on a hot day and your nostrils will get a good work-out.
I'll second that. The fish market, fuck me I was running and gagging, and i'm no shrinking violet. only eclipsed by some of the bogs on Khao san road... |
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« Reply #23621 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 10:35:49 » |
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I still vividly remember the smell of the in laws house when their pet snake had been dead for a day, that was 15 years ago.
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Chubbs
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« Reply #23622 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 10:40:13 » |
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Cat piss is the worst. Took the Mrs' ill cat to the vets years ago and it pissed in my car on the back seat. I couldn't shift that smell despite scrubbing the seat with every type of cleaner you could imagine.
My sister used to look after one of the boys and one time we got home and his travel cot stank to high heaven. It turns out one of her cats pissed on it. Took days of scrubbing and a whole bottle of fabreeze to get rid of the stench. |
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« Reply #23623 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 13:05:27 » |
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The only smell that ever made me really want to vomit was walking into a house owned by two people who had chain smoked inside for a good 50 years. Absolutely vile.
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Matchworn Shirts
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« Reply #23624 on: Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 15:41:21 » |
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Shingles, bloody itchy
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I come from a land down-under
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