Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[4D]

Not if you're coming from Melksham 

[Matchworn Shirts]

The amount of people who try to suck up to players on twitter, then call them bud, mate, pal, bro etc

Fucking embarrassing

[BambooToTheFuture]

I get what you mean, but for some people using those terms is just a figure of speech. I often end a conversation (if it's been fairly diplomatic) with "ah nice one mate." or "cheers bud"  I'm not announcing some undue sucked up friendship, its just my way of being polite. A warm gesture if you like. Generalising here but i'm sure it's quite a common regional thing. Like "thanks pet" is in parts of the North East, "ok bud" from my experiences is predominantly a South West term and "alright kid" tends to be a North West term.

 I'm pretty sure most people aren't trying to suck the dick of some "celebrity". Although, i'm aware there are several that will do what you're trying to put across.

[Sippo]

Tesco. Don't go there often, but can now see why. Staff are rude, and the clientele is 'different'.

Had an argue with a bloke in a car park for throwing his fag end on the floor when he was clearly next to a bin with a cigarette stubber thing on top. There was no need to throw it on the floor. Especially in the vicinity of kids. Disgusting. No time of day for people like that.

[EldeneRed]

Snobs in Chipping Norton breathing down their nose at everyone and asking for stupid requests in the supermarket. Kicking off at the lad behind the deli because they don't slice the cheese in a very particular way.... WTF? This town is full of oddities.

Also, waiting 25 minutes in a bar for a beer because some lass and her friends were trying to give the barman a lesson in cocktail making. FML. 

[Red and Proud]

Tesco. Don't go there often, but can now see why. Staff are rude, and the clientele is 'different'.

Had an argue with a bloke in a car park for throwing his fag end on the floor when he was clearly next to a bin with a cigarette stubber thing on top. There was no need to throw it on the floor. Especially in the vicinity of kids. Disgusting. No time of day for people like that.

  hear, hear, couldn't agree more. Some lad last year was eating a sarnie bought from the co op in peatmoor sat in his car out side the indian and chatting to his mate who was astride a pushbike. He threw it out the window on the floor. I told him to pick it up. He naturally declined my request. I picked it up to his smug satisfaction, turned and threw it back in the car. The look on his face. He threw it out again. I told him that if he did not put it in the bin i'd empty the contents of the bin in his car. As i walked to the bin his mate picked it up and put it in the bin. That's a smart lad, unlike the c u n t in the car.

[horlock07]

Tesco. Don't go there often, but can now see why. Staff are rude, and the clientele is 'different'.

Had an argue with a bloke in a car park for throwing his fag end on the floor when he was clearly next to a bin with a cigarette stubber thing on top. There was no need to throw it on the floor. Especially in the vicinity of kids. Disgusting. No time of day for people like that.

To be fair all supermarkets are as bad, our Asda is like a bloody zoo (which is why we don't go there anymore and get stuff delivered).

However Sainsburys is as bad, its just populated by students and rude middle class people who should know better.

If you want good clientele and a fantastic selection of real ale it has to be a trip to Booths (its a northern thing!)

[horlock07]

Also, waiting 25 minutes in a bar for a beer because some lass and her friends were trying to give the barman a lesson in cocktail making. FML. 

You are obviously bloody patient, I would have been out of there is 5 minutes!

[EldeneRed]

You are obviously bloody patient, I would have been out of there is 5 minutes!

Sadly my better half prefers the cocktails from this bar. On the plus side had a chat with one of the other members of staff about how ridiculous the people trying to show off their cocktail making skills were.

Hipsters, leather jackets, multicoloured hair and skinny jeans. They were full on insisting they grate their own lemons and crap too. It was embarrassing.

[horlock07]

Fucking Hell Chippy has changed!

[hobnob]

Might have been mentioned before somewhere but how do the club justify charging £43 for a shirt to fit my 7 year old and only a tenner more for one to fit fat bastards like me?

It's a fucking rip off.

 

[Honkytonk]

The fucking dogs from the fucking house down the fucking road escaped and have killed our best layer and all her chicks. The guy came over to apologise, and I know its not really anyone's fault but I still feel like kicking the shit out of his dogs. And I love dogs.

[Chubbs]

The fucking dogs from the fucking house down the fucking road escaped and have killed our best layer and all her chicks. The guy came over to apologise, and I know its not really anyone's fault but I still feel like kicking the shit out of his dogs. And I love dogs.

Thats terrible, I guess the guy saying sorry doesnt change anything but you see all too often where pet owners dont seem to think their prt has done anything wrong. They let them off the leash, they then attack another dog and there doesnt seem to be any urgency to stop them.

[Batch]

You've reminded me of one
 1. When a dog shits in a public place and its not picked up, that's disgusting.
 2. When a cat does the same, its OK, they are feral.

When I am king it will be law to trace all cat owners whose cats shit is littering, and run their noses in it.

[EldeneRed]

Neighbours up the road own a dog that's psychotic, they got it from a home but it's literally insane.

They let it off the lead in the big park near where we live and it attacked our dogs, owner did fuck all; thankfully our dogs ran away before the owner collared the bastard.

I did complain to the owner and they only ever walk it at night now, with a mouth cage and a lead on, but still...