Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Flashheart]

I was on Pattaya Beach a couple of weeks ago and saw a Jack Russell shit in the sea just 10ft or so away from where some kids were playing. The owner just stood by and watched.

[BambooToTheFuture]

hear, hear, couldn't agree more. Some lad last year was eating a sarnie bought from the co op in peatmoor sat in his car out side the indian and chatting to his mate who was astride a pushbike. He threw it out the window on the floor. I told him to pick it up. He naturally declined my request. I picked it up to his smug satisfaction, turned and threw it back in the car. The look on his face. He threw it out again. I told him that if he did not put it in the bin i'd empty the contents of the bin in his car. As i walked to the bin his mate picked it up and put it in the bin. That's a smart lad, unlike the c u n t in the car.

Now that's democracy. I fucking love that. Shouldn't have to persevere like that but it's proof that if you kick the incumbants (or their friends) up the arse, they will eventually listen.

[BambooToTheFuture]

Sadly my better half prefers the cocktails from this bar. On the plus side had a chat with one of the other members of staff about how ridiculous the people trying to show off their cocktail making skills were.

Hipsters, leather jackets, multicoloured hair and skinny jeans. They were full on insisting they grate their own lemons and crap too. It was embarrassing.

I've been in a similar situation. Which is bloody annoying because I wear skinny jeans and have a beard. Difference is i'm not trying to look cool, i've always been fucking cool. In all seriousness though, i'm not a hipster, fucking hate the term and even worse when people think i'm "one of them" I know i'll still be wearing skinnies and my beard, long after these pricks start cottoning on to some other trend.

[Barry Scott]

I've been in a similar situation. Which is bloody annoying because I wear skinny jeans and have a beard. Difference is i'm not trying to look cool, i've always been fucking cool. In all seriousness though, i'm not a hipster, fucking hate the term and even worse when people think i'm "one of them" I know i'll still be wearing skinnies and my beard, long after these pricks start cottoning on to some other trend.

Being a hipster is like being insane. You don't think you are, but every other cunt does. Buy a ukulele and finish the job.

[BambooToTheFuture]

Being a hipster is like being insane. You don't think you are, but every other cunt does. Buy a ukulele and finish the job.

Chomp Chomp 

[Costanza]

Being a hipster is like being insane. You don't think you are, but every other cunt does. Buy a ukulele and finish the job.

Testify!

[EldeneRed]

What I didn't understand too, was that the cocktail list is absolutely massive, literally about 30-35 cocktail choices, all of them very well made too.

Why the fuck would you insist you could do better? Just order something. Pretentious twats.

[BambooToTheFuture]

It's Doom Bar or Heligan Honey for me most of the time.  Although Deuchars IPA is alright. Trouble is Honey isn't really on tap up this way.

[EldeneRed]

Controversial, but I think Hook Norton or "Hooky" beers taste like piss. I'd say Arkell's has more flavour.

[Samdy Gray]

You've reminded me of one
 1. When a dog shits in a public place and its not picked up, that's disgusting.
 2. When a cat does the same, its OK, they are feral.

When I am king it will be law to trace all cat owners whose cats shit is littering, and run their noses in it.

Another that I've noticed recently is dog owners who pick up and bag their dog's shit, but then apparently decide to fling the full bag of shit into a hedge. They would've been better of just leaving the shit on the ground to be washed away!

[horlock07]

Another that I've noticed recently is dog owners who pick up and bag their dog's shit, but then apparently decide to fling the full bag of shit into a hedge. They would've been better of just leaving the shit on the ground to be washed away!

Is that a new thing down there, its been common practice up here for years - when I worked at British Waterways we even made a bit of a thing about it!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8587552.stm

[Skinny Pete]

All those bags  of dog shit should be saved up for the next time our friends from up the A420 are in the Bank.

[Reg Smeeton]

Another that I've noticed recently is dog owners who pick up and bag their dog's shit, but then apparently decide to fling the full bag of shit into a hedge. They would've been better of just leaving the shit on the ground to be washed away!

I've posted about this before, worse is hanging the bag on a tree....being a walker and cyclist, dogs and their owners are the bane of my life, there are some very strange people out there. 

The good folk of Tarragona in Spain have the right sort of idea....dog ownership should be much more tightly controlled.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/aug/18/dna-testing-dog-poo-spanish-city-on-the-scent-of-owners-who-dont-pick-up

[Barry Scott]

Jealous cunts keying expensive cars.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-33967375

[Sippo]

Saw that on another forum, and there must be reasoning behind it.

Not justifying it, but is the Aston parked legally? Is it on a dropped kerb perhaps, or in a parent and child bay without kids?