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« Reply #19380 on: Saturday, May 2, 2015, 13:26:01 »

Cambridge to breathalyse fans before today's home game with Burton

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Limit of 70mg ( twice the drink drive limit )

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/news/11578118/Football-fans-to-be-breathalysed-before-matches.html

Slippery slope

Fucking ridiculous.
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« Reply #19381 on: Saturday, May 2, 2015, 13:38:03 »

Did a 9 team accy today with Skybet - both teams to score.

Blackpool v Huddersfield have already fucked it up but . . .

Skybet still had a Cash Out amount to take even though the bet was down.

Happy(ish) days!
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« Reply #19382 on: Saturday, May 2, 2015, 13:44:58 »

 
Cambridge to breathalyse fans before today's home game with Burton

 Crying

Limit of 70mg ( twice the drink drive limit )

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/news/11578118/Football-fans-to-be-breathalysed-before-matches.html

Slippery slope

They want us to watch it sober?  No
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« Reply #19383 on: Saturday, May 2, 2015, 21:15:10 »

Something that I don't understand.....

I woke up on a wet mattress this morning, with the wet being around my midriff. My first thought was that perhaps I had had a wet dream and jizzed myself so I just changed my boxers and went back to bed. Upon returning to bed, however, I realised that there was a lot more 'wet' than I previously thought..... far, far more than my humble sacs could produce in one night. It was not piss either, there was no odour.

I'm left wondering if perhaps I was sleepwalking and managed to spill water over myself while I was in bed. I dunno, it may be one of those mysteries that will forever remain unsolved. I don't understand it.

Just thought I'd share that with you.
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« Reply #19384 on: Saturday, May 2, 2015, 21:19:18 »

Something that I don't understand.....

I woke up on a wet mattress this morning, with the wet being around my midriff. My first thought was that perhaps I had had a wet dream and jizzed myself so I just changed my boxers and went back to bed. Upon returning to bed, however, I realised that there was a lot more 'wet' than I previously thought..... far, far more than my humble sacs could produce in one night. It was not piss either, there was no odour.

I'm left wondering if perhaps I was sleepwalking and managed to spill water over myself while I was in bed. I dunno, it may be one of those mysteries that will forever remain unsolved. I don't understand it.

Just thought I'd share that with you.

That is really really odd as that has happened to me twice in the last couple of years or so. At first I thought it was piss, but no odour like yourself. And I still to this day have no clue what it was.

How fucking weird.
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« Reply #19385 on: Saturday, May 2, 2015, 21:25:44 »

Not just me then?

It's the first time I've experienced it. I wonder if it's one of those things where people think it's only them, only to discover that it's actually quite common?
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« Reply #19386 on: Saturday, May 2, 2015, 21:26:37 »

Well, the only other feasible reason is sweat, i'd imagine.
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« Reply #19387 on: Saturday, May 2, 2015, 21:28:07 »

Well, the only other feasible reason is sweat, i'd imagine.

I thought that but this was a lot of liquid, like an inordinate amount, as FH says, like a bottle of water being poured on the mattress.
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« Reply #19388 on: Saturday, May 2, 2015, 21:28:54 »

Well, the only other feasible reason is sweat, i'd imagine.

That had crossed my mind, but it would make no sense that it was around the midriff only.
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« Reply #19389 on: Saturday, May 2, 2015, 21:29:20 »

It was probably just very clear pee, hence the diminished odour.
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« Reply #19390 on: Saturday, May 2, 2015, 21:31:01 »

I thought that but this was a lot of liquid, like an inordinate amount, as FH says, like a bottle of water being poured on the mattress.

Exactly that.

It had also crossed my mind that it could have been a trick, but everybody was asleep when I woke up. It seems a bit of a silly pointless to play, especially when nobody laughed about it afterward.
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« Reply #19391 on: Saturday, May 2, 2015, 21:31:20 »

Both times was after night outs that involved alcohol also.
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« Reply #19392 on: Saturday, May 2, 2015, 21:34:30 »

Both times was after night outs that involved alcohol also.

This happened to me after a few beers.

COMPLETELY odourless piss? There's not even a hint of an odour.
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« Reply #19393 on: Saturday, May 2, 2015, 21:35:35 »

This happened to me after a few beers.

COMPLETELY odourless piss? There's not even a hint of an odour.

Snap! As you say a mystery. I still look for an empty bottle of water under my bed to attempt to solve the mystery!
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« Reply #19394 on: Saturday, May 2, 2015, 21:36:43 »

Did a 9 team accy today with Skybet - both teams to score.

Blackpool v Huddersfield have already fucked it up but . . .

Skybet still had a Cash Out amount to take even though the bet was down.

Happy(ish) days!

That game was abandoned so surely would have been void.
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