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« Reply #45 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 10:39:58 » |
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Funniest Simposons moment for me....
The episode where there was a meteor heading for Springfield or whatever the place is called.
The residents have two options to survive the impact, they have a single missile which can be fired to blow up meteor OR a bridge over the canyon out of the town.
The decide on the missile first. Missile is fired, shoots up, misses the meteor, arcs back down and blows up the bridge.
D'oh.
hahah, quality.
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« Reply #46 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 10:51:15 » |
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Quimby: Are those morons getting dumber or just louder?
Assistant: [Takes a moment to check his clipboard] Dumber, sir.
Quimby: They want the bear patrol but they won't pay taxes for it. This is a situation that calls for real leadership. [Opens the door to his office to confront the angry mob.]
People, your taxes are high because of illegal immigrants!
Moe Szyslak: Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.
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« Reply #47 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 11:00:14 » |
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And whoever said Hank Scorpio was the best one-off character:
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« Reply #48 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 11:40:33 » |
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this is genius.
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #49 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 11:57:32 » |
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Do you remember when I went on that wine making course and I forgot how to drive..
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #50 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 15:57:19 » |
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Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin?but what good does *that* do me?
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« Reply #51 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 16:03:42 » |
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Billy Corgan: "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins".
Homer: "Homer Simpson, smiling politely."
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« Reply #52 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 19:08:39 » |
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Homer's Mum: "how many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?"
Homer: "seven".
Lisa: "no Dad, its a rhetorical question"
Homer: "rhetorical eh?... Eight!"
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« Reply #53 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 19:41:23 » |
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Homer going through the Neapolitan ice cream cartons in the fridge:
No chocolate. DOH!
No chocolate. DOH!
No chocolate. DOH!
MARGE, we need some more vanilla, strawberry and chocolate ice cream.
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« Reply #54 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 19:45:43 » |
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Bart gets a label maker for his Birthday (The Timmy down the well episode).
Bart is sticking labels saying "Property of Bart Simpson" on everything, including beer in the fridge. Homer goes to the fridge and says "Awww, there's only one beer left and it's Barts"
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« Reply #55 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 19:46:20 » |
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OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
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« Reply #56 on: Wednesday, January 20, 2010, 20:52:40 » |
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« Reply #57 on: Saturday, January 23, 2010, 19:42:36 » |
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« Reply #58 on: Saturday, January 23, 2010, 20:55:22 » |
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Three moments I love:
1) The Flintstones Parody at the start of Marge & The Monorail, where Homer drives gleefully into a Chestnut Tree.
2) Homer is looking to collect on the insurance after crashing the family car and being questioned by an agent
Insurance Agent: Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place "Moe's" you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?
Homer [thinks] Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night?
Homer [aloud] It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography
Homer [thinks] Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that.
3) The Electric Car of the Future..
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« Reply #59 on: Saturday, January 23, 2010, 21:11:09 » |
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At the end of a 'Sideshow Bob' episode where Bob is being led away by teh cops:
Bart: 'Take him away boys'
Wiggum: 'Hey, I give the orders around here, bake him away toys! meh, just do what the kid said!'
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