The Simpsons

[mexico red]

My fav is the barbershop/Beatles episode. Too many great bits to pick one or two. I still think its funny as fuck.

[STFC_Gazza]

Thats the one where Bart skateboards over the gorge isnt it??

Thats the very same one!

[thepeoplesgame]

Homer:               My name is Mr. Burns and I have come to collect a letter.
Post office bloke: What is your first name Mr. Burns?
Homer:               I don't know.

Genius.

[DMR]

Homer:               My name is Mr. Burns and I have come to collect a letter.
Post office bloke: What is your first name Mr. Burns?
Homer:               I don't know.

Fucking outstanding, that has made my day.

When Homer bowls that perfect game and Karl gets his autograph at work is my favourite.
"Who do I make it out to?"
"Homer we've been friends for 10 years...."
Homer stares at him
"... Karl, it's Karl"
Homer scrawls on the paper
"Homer this just says my name, I wanted yours"
"Take it or leave it... [checks paper]... Karl"

Hahaha just typing that out made my day

[mexico red]

I fucking love nelson

[Matchworn Shirts]

[Batch]

Best episode has gotta be the Flaming Moes one

Flaming Moes episode is one of my favourite too.

Shame they went down the 'guest star' or  'the Simpsons are going to.....' route for the last 5 years. Mind you, finding original stuff after 15 years must have been hard. I'm amazed they come up with all the new opening credit stuff (blackboard writing, couch).

[swindonbob]

Too many favourite quotes:

Homer: "Sport Sport Sport Sport Sport Sport Sport Sport Sport - Marge, Bart will ride in the front seat today because he is good at sports"


Homer: "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college"


Moe: "Uh, I was just thinking what a good parking job I did with it."
Chief Wiggum: "Oh yeah! Hey, that is nice! Hey, Lou! Lou, check out that
              park job in 7A!"
         Lou: "W'hoo-hoo.. that's sweet"

[Samdy Gray]

[Samdy Gray]

"To start, press any key. Where's the 'Any' key?"

[Samdy Gray]

And Dave's favourite...

Marge: "Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday."
Homer: "Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!"

[Rich Pullen]

People old Phil Hartman. Lionel Hutz was/is my favourite character... The episode Marge in Chains being a fine example of his brilliance....

Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I - uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.

Marge: Is that bad?

Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidently' with 'repeatedly', and replace 'dog' with 'son'.

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Hutz: Now Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon, if that is your real name. Have you ever forgotten anything?

Apu: No. In fact I can recite pi to 40,000 places. And the last digit is 1.

Homer: Mmm... pie.

Hutz: Well if you never forget anything. Tell me this. What color tie am I wearing? [turns around]

Apu: You are wearing a red and white club tie in a half-windsor knot.

Hutz: Oh, I am, am I? Is that what you think? Well if that's what you think, I have something to tell you [ugh]. Something which may shock and discredit you [ugh]. And that thing is as follows (as he finally undoes the whole tie). I'm not wearing a tie at all. (jury gasps)

Apu: If I am wrong about that. Maybe I am wrong about Mrs. Simpson.

Hutz: No further questions. (Hutz raises his arm and the tie is sticking out of his sleeve)

Genius.

[A Gent Orange]

"We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears!"

[Ginginho]

Homer:
 "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel"

Grampa Simpson:
"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!"

[BANGKOK RED]

At the dinner table.

Homer:  That's it, I'm going to clown college.

Bart:     I don't think that any of us expected that