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« Reply #45 on: Monday, November 16, 2009, 11:41:54 »

god youre so 2008
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« Reply #46 on: Monday, November 16, 2009, 11:43:58 »

god youre so 2008

your so 2000 and late! Wink
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« Reply #47 on: Monday, November 16, 2009, 11:44:38 »

We are not buying Christmas presents, if anyone in the house needs anything they get it (normally) throughout the year.

Why pay fortunes in November/December when you can buy items 75% cheaper in January anyway?
For those romantic at heart and are planning a  surprised romantic city break the prices go up this time of year, give them the brochure and the destination for Christmas and tell them the tickets wll be here in three weeks


Lastly what is a UGG?
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« Reply #48 on: Monday, November 16, 2009, 11:47:57 »

a Boot!!
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« Reply #49 on: Monday, November 16, 2009, 11:54:30 »

Any bloke who thinks they've found their women the perfect present is delusional, as it will always be the wrong present. Buying presents for a women is about one thing, and one thing only, damage limitation. No matter what you buy you will end up in trouble and its all about limiting the amount of trouble you're in.

The safest option is to get a list and stick to it. Don't use your imagination, buy exactly what is on the list. That way all you'll get a bollocking for is not using your imagination, the fallout from which does not normally last too long.

Remember guys - DAMAGE LIMITATION.

You need a better woman.

Take mine, for example. She is lazy, likes computer games, loves smoking weed, doesn't dress/wash at the weekends, tells me when I've pissed her off and lets me know exactly what she wants for christmas/birthdays.

The only downside that I can think of is that she doesn't do my washing/ironing/cooking/cleaning but I'll have to let her off that because we don't live together (yet another plus point.)
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« Reply #50 on: Monday, November 16, 2009, 19:32:16 »

a Boot!!

Aussie trash....buy Doc Martins.
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« Reply #51 on: Monday, November 16, 2009, 19:52:35 »

Seems like Xmas has come so fast this year!

If any of the guys are interest in buying Uggs for their Lady, This website currently has them for upto £65 % off retail value -> http://www.australianuggsuk.com/

If you're looking at buying a Wii or PS3 for yourself or the kids Sainsburys current has Wii's for £135 and PS3's for £199
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« Reply #52 on: Monday, November 16, 2009, 20:01:10 »

I got to admit, I used this site today after Luci posted the link.  Embarrassed

Had to buy the future wife some Gucci Perfume. (She didn't tell me which one she wanted, so it's pot luck)
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
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« Reply #53 on: Monday, November 16, 2009, 21:39:13 »

She is lazy ... doesn't dress/wash at the weekends
Eeuuggghhh! You should definitely get her some perfume then Smiley
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« Reply #54 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2009, 11:02:17 »

I'm glad I'm not the only one who found that statement a tad disturbing!!! I can't imagine not washing for a whole day!! 
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« Reply #55 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2009, 12:10:03 »

and you go down on her? fuck that its bad enough when they smell of piss after a night on the town.
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« Reply #56 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2009, 12:28:14 »

Grow up you fucking pussies. Of course I go down on her, sometimes during blob week.
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« Reply #57 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2009, 13:27:48 »

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« Reply #58 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2009, 13:32:27 »

Grow up you fucking pussies. Of course I go down on her, sometimes during blob week.

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« Reply #59 on: Tuesday, November 17, 2009, 13:34:27 »

No pressies in the house of B.R. My little girl will likely get some pressies when she is a bit older but the wife and I ain't bothered.

Instead, however, we shall be using the money for a trip to Koh Samet. Christmas in Thailand rocks.
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