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« on: Saturday, November 14, 2009, 16:54:38 »

This is aimed at all the fellas who are in the process of deciding (or not yet decided most likely!) what to get the lovely lady for Christmas  Cheesy

Basically, the below website offers tonnes of perfumes, skin care and hair care products and make up (top brands such as Clinique, Benefit etc.) for MUCH less than the likes of Boots.  (Used it before its legit by the way and also offers 8% cash back on online purchases!)

Can get some really nice stuff and with everyone a bit hard up for cash, save a few pennies!  Just thought it was worth mentioning as I'm sure several are at least planning on buying perfume this Xmas.

www.cheapsmells.com
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, November 14, 2009, 16:57:00 »

What's wrong with a new iron?  Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, November 14, 2009, 16:57:45 »

What's wrong with a new iron?  Cheesy

Nothing if you're looking for divorce!
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, November 14, 2009, 16:59:11 »

Nothing if you're looking for divorce!
Ironing board ok then presumably? (and I am serious)
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, November 14, 2009, 17:32:15 »

Nothing if you're looking for divorce!

How about a new microwave,then ?!
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, November 14, 2009, 17:38:05 »

I've just bought a new iron and microwave for what its worth.

I'm not going to buy anything this Christmas.
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, November 14, 2009, 18:05:39 »

does it sell rampant rabbits?
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, November 14, 2009, 18:12:59 »

I worked with a guy once who bought his wife a new dustbin as one of her Xmas presents
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, November 14, 2009, 18:20:51 »

I worked with a guy once who bought his wife a new dustbin as one of her Xmas presents
So over rated
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, November 14, 2009, 18:27:23 »

Ironing board ok then presumably? (and I am serious)

You can actually buy an ironing board that has a seat
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, November 14, 2009, 19:06:41 »

I wonder how many men split with their misses a month before Christmas and then get back with them in the new year? It's far more convienent than searching buying a present.
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, November 14, 2009, 19:23:05 »

I've got the wife a day at one of those professional photoshoot dealies and a few bits and bobs, mainly cos it will get rid of her for a day.
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, November 14, 2009, 19:28:14 »

I've got the wife a day at one of those professional photoshoot dealies and a few bits and bobs, mainly cos it will get rid of her for a day.

That's the spirit
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, November 14, 2009, 19:41:46 »

Any bloke who thinks they've found their women the perfect present is delusional, as it will always be the wrong present. Buying presents for a women is about one thing, and one thing only, damage limitation. No matter what you buy you will end up in trouble and its all about limiting the amount of trouble you're in.

The safest option is to get a list and stick to it. Don't use your imagination, buy exactly what is on the list. That way all you'll get a bollocking for is not using your imagination, the fallout from which does not normally last too long.

Remember guys - DAMAGE LIMITATION.
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, November 14, 2009, 19:45:08 »

Any bloke who thinks they've found their women the perfect present is delusional, as it will always be the wrong present. Buying presents for a women is about one thing, and one thing only, damage limitation. No matter what you buy you will end up in trouble and its all about limiting the amount of trouble you're in.

The safest option is to get a list and stick to it. Don't use your imagination, buy exactly what is on the list. That way all you'll get a bollocking for is not using your imagination, the fallout from which does not normally last too long.

Remember guys - DAMAGE LIMITATION.

I still think my idea is better.
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