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red macca

« on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 08:51:41 »

The most annoying fucking thing i have heard in the last 10 months

The club
the trust
bill power

and the club again.What fucking space are we watching
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 09:03:37 »

Q. How many ears has captain Kirk got ?
A. 3, his left ear, his right ear and his final front ear

Space related 'humour' to brighten your day. No need to thank me.
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wheretherealredsare
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 09:16:28 »

Also, when inviting people to see how fast Roberts can run ...

Watch this pace!

And when instructing the curry house chef not to make things too hot ...

Watch the spice!

And when complaining about the same boring sarnies ...

What! Cheese paste!

I know, it gets really annoying after a while.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 09:20:11 »

I'm going to watch the bourne ultimatium at the weekend so I can "watch that chase"

sorry Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 09:28:15 »

Look for the bit when it's raining and he stops to urinate. It's known as the "wet chase piss" scene!
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 09:32:10 »

Quote from: "Batch"
Q. How many ears has captain Kirk got ?
A. 3, his left ear, his right ear and his final front ear

Space related 'humour' to brighten your day. No need to thank me.




Q. what has the Starship Enterprise and a piece of bog paper have in common ?
A. they both orbit around Uranus probing for Klingons
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neville w

« Reply #6 on: Thursday, August 16, 2007, 10:55:40 »

When you can't remember someone's name

Whatshisface ?
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