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« Reply #90 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 13:55:24 » |
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a shaved head, tattoos, piercings and a face like a bulldog chewing on a wasp.  Exactly. I'm a laydeeeeeeeeee. |
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« Reply #91 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 15:23:22 » |
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a shaved head, tattoos, piercings and a face like a bulldog chewing on a wasp. I was at Pride the weekend before last (a free party is a free party) and my god have I now seen some rough looking lesbians. They weren't looking better after a small bottle of luke-warm vodka and a balloon-full of nitrous oxide either...  |
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« Reply #92 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 15:24:38 » |
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a shaved head, tattoos, piercings and a face like a bulldog chewing on a wasp. I was at Pride the weekend before last (a free party is a free party) and my god have I now seen some rough looking lesbians. They weren't looking better after a small bottle of luke-warm vodka and a balloon-full of nitrous oxide either... I would have loved to see you drunk stumbling around the lesbians! |
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« Reply #93 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 15:28:01 » |
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a shaved head, tattoos, piercings and a face like a bulldog chewing on a wasp. I was at Pride the weekend before last (a free party is a free party) and my god have I now seen some rough looking lesbians. They weren't looking better after a small bottle of luke-warm vodka and a balloon-full of nitrous oxide either... I would have loved to see you drunk stumbling around the lesbians! Well when you've got a toned, athletic handsome guy like me wandering around they don't stay lesbians for long...  |
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« Reply #94 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 15:29:30 » |
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haha..............I've seen you drunk.....not convinced your the greatest "lesbo converter" though.........
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« Reply #95 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 15:35:44 » |
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My problem is they're fine til they meet me, then they turn lesbian :| Maybe I could do all the forumers a favour and arrange to meet all the girls somewhere  |
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« Reply #96 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 15:42:40 » |
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haha..............I've seen you drunk.....not convinced your the greatest "lesbo converter" though......... I think you're right.. I'm aiming too high.. If I can't convice straight girls of the delights of the 'larger gentleman' I doubt I'd manage to turn those on a muff diet! |
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« Reply #97 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 15:50:17 » |
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My problem is they're fine til they meet me, then they turn lesbian :| Maybe I could do all the forumers a favour and arrange to meet all the girls somewhere Sorry lads, Lady doesn't seem to want to know, this doesn't bode well |
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