STFCBird
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« Reply #60 on: Monday, August 14, 2006, 22:20:36 » |
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My Postman is short and ginger :| But you're not posh Birdy.....artistic licence is a great thing.....I'm waiting for Sadie to post up a few paragraphs of her work. *cough* I am Lady Lucinda of the Dray-ton don't you know Reginald. Anyone who rides horses and is called Lucinda must be posh surely  You should smoke less Birdy..... You have got me all horny for the smeetonator now reg, duty calls  |
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #61 on: Monday, August 14, 2006, 22:29:41 » |
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« Reply #62 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 09:49:44 » |
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Go for it.....you could make Birdy a character throw in some horses and postmen .....and you'd be on a winner.
:evil: Don't you ever get to meet any posh birds on horse back, when you're doing your round Ralphy.....some of them like to open up the tradesman's entrance surely? Now and again when delivering, I know quite a few horsey girls though. They drink, smoke and shag alot. |
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STFCBird
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« Reply #63 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 09:52:33 » |
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you should come and deliver my way Ralph |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #64 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 09:53:27 » |
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I would never get round my delivery in time.
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« Reply #65 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 09:56:43 » |
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I am sure you could empty your sacks somewhere  |
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« Reply #66 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 09:57:21 » |
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« Reply #67 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 09:57:45 » |
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I'd imagine the slower your delivery the better as far as Birdy is concerned.
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« Reply #68 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 09:58:04 » |
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« Reply #69 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 10:16:49 » |
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I could empty my sacks into the nearest box?
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« Reply #70 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 10:23:42 » |
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only if you can fit your package in the slot
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« Reply #71 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 11:23:48 » |
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:run: Get used to it mate! |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #72 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 11:44:12 » |
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Careful though Ralph, if she's on it could give the term 'red letter day' a whole new meaning
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« Reply #73 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 11:45:09 » |
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Least it won't mean a Special Delivery
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« Reply #74 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 11:48:29 » |
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Careful though Ralph, if she's on it could give the term 'red letter day' a whole new meaning That is just so so wrong :dead: |
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