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« Reply #75 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 13:44:41 »

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Well statistically 10% of the male population are gay...there are 600+ users on here most of whom are fellas, so lets call it 500 allowing for birds and sleeping Jimmy aliases.
 


what % of women are gay Reg? I demand we have at least 5 lesbians on this forum or I want my money back.
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Doore

« Reply #76 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 13:51:05 »

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Well statistically 10% of the male population are gay...there are 600+ users on here most of whom are fellas, so lets call it 500 allowing for birds and sleeping Jimmy aliases.

 Ergo there are 50 poofs lurking out there :kisskiss:  we know of maybe half a dozen like YR who've come out, got to be some more.


flammableben.  He has long hair.  He has aids.  This equals gay.
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« Reply #77 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 13:59:41 »

you wish I was a gay doore.
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« Reply #78 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 14:08:53 »

grim.
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« Reply #79 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 15:54:14 »

:shock:  When I was on holiday once a special needs girl kind of warmed to me and she always used to talk to me. I was lounging about in the pool one day and she came over and crouched down by the side of the pool to speak to me, I don't mean to be mean but I was nearly sick because she had massive elvis flange sideburns and yeah I did'nt know where to look...... True story that. Special treat for Rob T.
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« Reply #80 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 15:57:08 »

Is that what you model your furry flange lips on Sade?
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« Reply #81 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 16:01:18 »

No. I am not really hairy. But this is not an excuse for us to have a conversation about the length of my pubic region  :x  I hate the word pubes. Makes I cringe.
Ewww. Yowza. uuuh.
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« Reply #82 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 16:01:20 »

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Well statistically 10% of the male population are gay...there are 600+ users on here most of whom are fellas, so lets call it 500 allowing for birds and sleeping Jimmy aliases.
 


what % of women are gay Reg? I demand we have at least 5 lesbians on this forum or I want my money back.


 In order to get 5 lesbians we'd need 5 women...I can only think of 4..although Walrus might be able to double up.
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« Reply #83 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 16:03:39 »

Lady
Larwood
Birdy
Sade
Sue Shocked
There are others....
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« Reply #84 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 16:06:51 »

Me and my friends had a aconversation about lesbians the other day and we came to the weird conclusion that theres a bit of lesbianess in every woman Oops Cheesy  
We all admitted to checking out other girls figures when we see them in the street etc. Its a normal thing, because you compare yourself to them. It does not make me a real lesbian though. I absolutely hate it when you go to a club and you get these slappers dancing like lesbians to get male attention. It pisses me off, how fuckinjg desperate can you get. I was very suprised saturday as a friend of mine tryed doing it to me and I was totally freaked out. Urgh.
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« Reply #85 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 16:21:53 »

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Me and my friends had a aconversation about lesbians the other day and we came to the weird conclusion that theres a bit of lesbianess in every woman Oops Cheesy  
We all admitted to checking out other girls figures when we see them in the street etc. Its a normal thing, because you compare yourself to them. It does not make me a real lesbian though. I absolutely hate it when you go to a club and you get these slappers dancing like lesbians to get male attention. It pisses me off, how fuckinjg desperate can you get. I was very suprised saturday as a friend of mine tryed doing it to me and I was totally freaked out. Urgh.


I sometimes catch my wife doing the quick once over thing to passing totty.  I can't let on of course, because then she'd know I was looking as well (which she does, but if we both don't say anything we can both pretend it doesn't happen).
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« Reply #86 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 23:11:47 »

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It does not make me a real lesbian though.


What qualities do you have to display to make you a 'real' lesbian? As opposed to a fake one...
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« Reply #87 on: Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 23:18:36 »

a shaved head, tattoos, piercings and a face like a bulldog chewing on a wasp.
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« Reply #88 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 08:48:26 »

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a shaved head, tattoos, piercings and a face like a bulldog chewing on a wasp.


What is that all about, surely if you fancy women you'd want them to look attractive, not like men?!? Shrug
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« Reply #89 on: Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 08:51:47 »

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Lady
Larwood
Birdy
Sade
Sue Shocked
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I think it's Sue myself
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