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You sure you've got the hang of this lark?

I've made some pointless threads in my time on here but this one has to top all of them.

What about Welsh Cord is it you are asking?

Scott Twine does not actually exist.

FACT!

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

They are a reputable interior designer. What about them?

http://www.scott-twine.co.uk/

Agree with the OP.
Scott Twine is a ghost.

I am Scott Twine

I mean, it worked for Ed Balls. Why not try it?

And so is my wife!

Here is a picture of some genuine Scots Twine.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dt7DPUWW4AA9EoU?format=jpg&name=large)

It's a good shout. We should mark every future August 7th as Scott Twine Day

Feel like we're not respecting the fact that TEF have finally secured the membership of STFCs number #1 fan!

It's taken 14 years but we've finally done it.

doesn't say a lot does he, must sit in the Arkells

Foooorrrrwaaarrrrddddd

scott twine, whats the point? surprised know one else can see what the OP is asking.

Aren't we all, in our own way, Scott Twine?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7U3TRfhTwc

The initial OP was posted by the Coventry keeper as he didn’t see that strike today.

He saw it,  he just couldn't do anything about it !!.  Don't think many keepers would have done,  spectacular goal,  let's hope there's more to come.

I appreciated this, very much so JJ  :D

:D welcome mate.

Fair play, you'll fit in here.

 :fishing: ?

They don't tend to have horses these days.

Are you stereotyping the people of Gillingham here 4D?!  :soapy tit wank:



#Payback

Nay.

Gee up, just keeping you on your hooves.

Shit the bed Bambi?

You're not usually on here until 1am  :)

Truth is, I usually end up staying up late editing work as well as working on other projects (not enough hours in the day ey?), so find myself catching up on the TEF spoutings later on. Was planned to be on a location recce this morning but it shitted (no pun) it down and got rescheduled, so I find myself embroiled in the daily TEFferings here.
 
I appreciate your investment in my movements (both bowel and online) though  ;)

No need to be concerned

This thread gets more surreal every time I look at it.

First the Ed Balls moment; then randomly to Gillingham and now Caddis?

I think the new poster will get the hang of this eventually, however I am intrigued as to what direction the next post might take.

Scott Twines dad works with one of my oldest mates in Swindon.

I sincerely hope not, this is by a distance the best thread on the site. Camels.

Some players are just slow starters to get fit in the league. Joe Devera was another.

I think he'll be fine. He was one of the stand outs for me in the latter stages of last season

Caddis looked unfit against Coventry, its still early in pre season (some teams arent back yet even) he is still solid.

I prefer Hunt at RB and would prefer Donohue at LB but I don't think Caddis will let us down when picked.

The way things stand Caddis will be playing in goal anyway...

I once played in a team with a Dave Twine, known as Twisty, and I  wondered if he might be any relation to Scott.

Laid down?

I will ask my mate what his dads name is and see if its the same bloke.

Oh do please let us know if you find out

No his dads name is Steve. Might be related though.

He comes from Bassett and used to play cricket for Wootton Bassett.

My paternal grandfather's father's brother's son called Fred used to play cricket for Middlesex and England. I do't think he is related to Scott, although his surname begins with T.

True story.

Fooking 'ell.....

Thank for finding out PV.  It was in the late Sixties in the Wiltshire League. He was a very good goalscorer, like Scott.

His dad was only born in the 60s so it could even be his grandad? although they are more of a cricketing family.

Yes I was thinking that generation. Never mind, I knew Ernie Hunt's dad, and played against Ernie in Schools football.

That’s quite a unique surname...

Twine does have the build of a modern cricketer to be fair. More an extra cover or third man type fielder. Possibly a seamer too.

Facebook you say.... must be true.

I do think they said it was a couple of weeks before he started training (so no change to if match play).

But lately it's been a 'don't know when he's back' so may need another defender as Broadbent also crocked.

regardless, Conroy isn't going to be playing in September at least

That Karen bird has a lot to answer for.

My biggest issue with people saying they saw it on FB is that FB is a platform not a source. It’s like saying “I saw it on a website”. What’s the source? Who said it? The club? That wankfest of a fan group? The mental Cheltenham fan?

I've known people who have said Google can't be trusted as a source. I've a hunch they don't know how it works.

Not sure whether there is any merit in obsessing over things said on Facebook groups and other similar online platforms.

Just read back and I was a little harsh. I despise Facebook, for a variety of personal and professional reasons.

We all obsess about titbits we read everywhere, and I’d be a hypocrite to slag you off for that.

Fingers crossed on this occasion what you read isn’t true.

My Dad taught at Moredon School, where Ernie Hunt had been a pupil.  When Ernie was transferred to Coventry City, a school trip was organised - Ernie would give a guided tour round Coventry’s ground, and then we all had seats in the Directors’ Box to watch the game (can’t remember who the opposition was).  Ernie capped our day off nicely by getting sent off!  Ah, memories!!
:pint:

That surely has to overtake even Flerfers in the Darwin Award stakes? Imagine being a Flerfer, Anti-Vaxxer and making a comment like this? Must be a wonderful place to be  :eek:

Apparently, Ernie Hunt's dad was also called Ernie, and he called his son Roger. Mind you playing a Roger Hunt in school's football is not to be sniffed at either. Is Rob Hunt a relative ? Bet the old kit man calls him Ernie, or Roger.

My dog is called Ernie.

I hope this helps.

Sax, please tell me you have another named Bert? :)

Or milkcart.

Whilst living in the West. Yes. Very much so  :D

Wifes mothers dog is called Bert.

Excellent. I'm pretty sad but I know every time that I saw a dog named Bert, I would always go "Hey Bert". And yes, it would be grating but no I would not care :)

What would you do with a mail order Scott twine?

Who really cares? More important things to worry about than opening the club shop to cater for 4 or 5 people a day with nothing better do. It's not like opening it is going to see thousands rush to visit!

If this is what we're complaining about, then things must be going smoothly.

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Great memories for you Geoff.  I played for a Borough League side against STFC under- eighteen team in about 1958 I suppose. We were thrashed of course but highly honoured!  Did you ref in that period or a bit later?  I played for Sanford YC in the Wiltshire League in 1963, and we were runners-up to Bemerton.

You have voiced your opinion. Theakston disagreed and voiced his. That's how a forum works mate.

Why say that bit then?

The staff have been furloughed for god knows how long so have months of catching up to do including probably restocking the shop. They are probably still on restricted hours/part time and any opening of the club shop would have to bring in more income than it costs to open (remember there would need COVID risk assessments, changes made etc) so for a few people whats the point? If you can buy it online then whats the problem?  Alternatively I'm sure people can live without some merch for a little while longer.
As for your little tantrum at the end, I don't think you've figured out how a forum works. You don't open a thread about something and then restrict all your posts about any topic to that thread...

To be honest anyone with the username 'STFCNo1Fan' comes across as a bit of twat and you aren't doing much to reduce that opinion. Do you actually believe you are the number 1 fan?

Why don’t we get many new posters?

You’re about 15 years ahead of me, Normy!  My reffing days were mid ‘70s. Seems like a lifetime ago - I suppose it is!

Why don't we get quality new posters?

You are suggesting any of us are worth our salary then?

I'm worth exactly what I get paid

If not up front :pint:

This is not a dig at JBZ but is STFCNo1Fan the new JBZ? Seems to have a similar condescending approach in the replies  :hmmm:

I still think he is a spy who is communicating with his handler via the forum, hence the scattergun postings limited to a single thread.

We know how touchy these Ruskies can get.

Yeah but also Hobodan (poss Valid Pint) and Sir Dred don't appear to have posted in a long time. SNo1Fan does appear to be mildly trollish. If they are a USSR spy, I wonder if they are writing from a yacht moored off the Scottish coast?  :hmmm:

A brief and punchy reply. Keep it up.

Also, any more ads for internet based betting firms may have to be reported to the ASA.

I will manage my own word count but thanks.

Other betting firms are available  :pint:

<<See I do like the pint emoji but I wish there was a :swigstea: one. Sometimes a good gulp of tea/coffee seems more apt. Wonder if anyone on here can do some wizardry and add one in; possibly to replace some of the ones recently removed?  :hmmm: >

If you squint a bit, Bamboo (or in my case remove my specs) then that pint emoji looks just like a takeaway coffee. If your eyesight is really blurry you can convince yourself it says Costa on the side (other coffee shops are available).  I think we all need a bit of imagination on here!

Hey!  I’ve just noticed that the Forum clock has mysteriously started showing the right time.
Spooky!
 :clap:

I can’t work out if you are a troll or just....

http://thetownend.com/index.php?topic=58351.msg1564751;topicseen#new

Any mention of Scott Twine?

God I hope not

A moving wrist signal would also come in handy on here! Love my cups of tea so that would also be a good one

There can only be one.

Kudos. Would've received a cunt point for this.

The eagle flies tonight.....

This thread is so random - probably less talk about Twine in here than any other thread..

the meaning of Twine of course being that; Twine is a strong thread, light string or cord composed of two or more thinner strands twisted, and then twisted together (plied).

So the thinner strands of random items are twisted together to make a strong thread!!

When I popped in to buy my ticket for tonight’s game I was asked to add my name and number to the track and trace sheet. The name above mine you might ask? A certain S Twine. I will give him a call and have a word if he makes me ill.

haha that's legendary!

Brilliant!  :clap:
Was the name above that, S Benda by any chance?

His profile hasn't been high enough but hopefully this thread is starting to raise it. We've already seen some Scott Twine gossip in a post after yours.

I feel he needs his own song, something to the tune of 'Fog on the Tyne' perhaps?

“We can swing together, we can have a wee wee, we can have a wet on the wall” ....
it’s sheer poetry, isn’t it?
God, that takes me back!

Surely Red, Red Twine?

Mull of Kintyre could be a runner, Charlton Valley Floyd Rd.-esque


Ohhhhhh Scotty Twine...

You have to be on a wind up?

I’m more getting at you posting on a variety of subjects all in the same thread.
There are numerous threads on here that discuss all of the things you are mentioning yet you stick them all in a thread that’s titled ‘Scott Twine’

Would it resolve aged members' angstiness if a mod simply retitled this thread "The Collected Thoughts of STFCNo1Fan"? That way, his initiation into the TEF might be treated a little more kindly.

On reflection, he might be onto something with thread classification by author. Like a bookshop, if we knew which thread contained all the ravings of each TEFer, it would save a lot of time and argument filtering past the known nutjobs.

Pff, old people.  ::)

Scott twine is quite small, so I imagine you could probably fill capacity to more than 30% if solely with Scott twine

Oh Yes!

It sounds like plug for a swingers site😁

Is that the voice of experience?
I’m just going to mention Scott Twine here, to keep Quagmire happy!

Scott Edward Twine according to Wikipedia.

STFCNo1Fan >> JBZ

Definitely. Especially after that "I understand." response.

The question would really be...why?






*Scott Twine

Eh?

How about Good Time Sally by Rare Earth?

Change to Good Twine Scotty

v.3...Well, I showed Town all of my money
And they showed me a real good time.
I was down and out - they took me in
But Scotty was a friend of Twine...

Plus it's funky as fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCtfL3XsHQI

Hello Nighthawk, this is London calling......

Beh?

According to twatter last night, STFCNo1Fan is a ledge for winding up the entire TEF.  Can everyone stop getting wound up and losing their shit with him, you are affecting the forums approval rating with the lurkers.

Yeah, I don't know either  :shrug:

I seen that - from the leader of fans JayBox, who then proceeded to make a comment about the white on the socks of our kit going pink after a wash, despite the fact they were never white.

Presumably it's him then, fishing for compliments because no-one had yet commented on his splendid trolling. Someone should tell him the title of Shit TEF Troll is already taken, many times over.

Its always nice to hear from the self proclaimed Kim Jong-un of Swindon supporters.

STFCNo1Fan is no MHWG

As questionable as some of the comments on here are, they are far & way 'better' than most of the drivel that is posted by the childish people on twitter.

This just popped up and reminded me of this thread https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2019/10/09/woman-posted-dead-cat-facebook/

You’re just taking the piss now.

Oooh. I’m now on my second ignore. Excellent!

Kids stuff :nod:

I wish a few others would post in only one thread also.

Perhaps we could all choose a player, create a thread and then limit our posts on whatever topic to that thread?

SCOTT TWINE- you don’t have to put on the red light

You will never unhear this now every time his name is mentioned or even when you read it. You’re welcome.

Does it have to a current player?

If player sponsorship is available this season then I guess that there can only be one choice.  :hmmm:

Wellens said we were due a loan signing dependent on parent club tying down a replacement

Henderson signed a new contract with Man Utd earlier

Therefore Kovar to be completed tomorrow

I got the impression he was talking about a different player.

Might as well join in the fun!

Wellens said he was close to signing an attacking player - just waiting for his club to arrange a replacement. Perm, not loan.

“Don’t sell your body to the night.”
Only works for midweek matches.

SCOTT TWINE- you don’t have to put on the red shirt....

I'm going to be radical and bring this back on topic. 

I've just seen the highlights of Melksham game on melksham's you tube channel https://t.co/ahNs0UmKeA?amp=1.

Twine was the only player that seemed to be an attacking threat for us, involved in almost every attack.  He scored, hit the bar with a screamer, set up both offside goals etc. 

It's highlights so no idea if he tracked back or misplaced loads of passes but for earlier posters to say he did nothing in that game is harsh.  Also who cares if your only attacking threat does nothing else other than attack and score goals.

He may not be ready for a regular league 1 start but seems a much improved player to me and has definitely worked hard on his shooting over the last 6 months.  He's earned a place in the squad for sure.

That’s all that was required of Doyle - and, tbf, pretty much all he did.

Now, let me see. Is there a thread on TEF for stories/rumours about potential players?
Yes there is. 
Right then, I won’t use that and I’ll put my Stephen Ireland post in that useful multi-purpose Scott Twine thread instead.  That’ll confuse all the other cunts (other insults are available) on here.

Nope.

I am all for you keeping all of your posts in one thread.

A cynic might say that JayBox also talks some shit too. We're all guilty of it.  :smugfu:

WTF is a JayBox?

Someone who has a thing for flags.

Anyway.

Will Gareth Barry be coming to Swindon?

I think all of us on here are fully capable of talking shit.  However, you know you’ve arrived when someone else recognises your shit for what it is!
 COYR

Only if Scott Twine invites him?

As an "advisor"  :hmmm:

Also if any of you want to see me waffle a couple of sentences for the best part of a minute, I'm featuring on a Spoken Word live stream at 8pm (BST) called AwayWithWords.

Feel free to give me some shit  :)

https://www.facebook.com/events/388338572152471/

NB: You don't need a FB account/be logged in to view.

With your history of wittering on if you take up less than an hour that will be some achievement  :D ;) Please mention Scott Twine in whatever you are talking about!

God forbid. I reckon Scott Twine might have what it takes. Given plenty of time, that is.

Very good  :D But I have 5 minutes and have only used up about 1min 30. So I deserve critical acclaim of that alone.

The piece performed is actually the one I posted on here the other day regarding "Cliques".

So yep, feel free to have a nosey at my bearded reading self  :)

I love this thread. Strong 2010 flammable Ben vibes. Can we start talking about detective manatees next

I had a durum the other day, glorious!

Oh don't you start with your bloody at source pides and urfas!  :D

#FuckingJealous

Looks like technical difficulties is delaying my international spoken word debut ;)

 :pint:

We are collectively on the edges of our seats!

Plus he's only 21 and he's still learning the game so wouldn't yet have Doyle's, strength nous or experience

It all went a bit Scott Twine.


Aye especially from the Sponge!

Who’s that your referring to - STFCNo1Fan?

Well whoever the Sponge is, will, know who they are 😉

Not had any pide yet - looking forward to that!! :)

This was mildly amusing to begin with, now it’s just boring

Second crack at a reply after the now deleted error laden first attempt. Well done.

It was

I acknowledge, with thanks, receipt of your personal message.

Fucking hell, we don't 'alf need some signings.

You're welcome

One thing’s for certain - Scott Twine won’t need 4XL. ;)

5xl so you should be fine

“cliques cliques, who the fuck are you, a new impostor with your suede shoes all blue”

                                                                                                       - bamboonoshop, 2020

Fucking grow up. I have just gone through every thread in the last 24 hours and it's full of this crap

Dear TEF,

I am out, you sourfaced miserable bunch of cunts.

Enjoy the season.

much love,

Benny.

Well, that was odd.

Awks

Missing you already!

Probably back to a forum with a more yellow hue.

My first eternalism having my poetry quoted by Benny Sponge  :)

For anyone who wants to watch it, the full and without technical issues version can be viewed on the book of Faces.

I'm last on the bill but there really are some great performers on it. Possibly something a bit different how some of you might spend a rainy Friday evening. Enjoy

https://www.facebook.com/408799279176964/posts/3316520111738185/

He'll be back in a few days under a different name

STFCNo2Fan

Good work Kev...on the one hand you're quite an annoying prick. On the the other, I like you...a lot...I have time for you (don't mean that to sound patronising)...life's strange innit?

Seeing as we have a newish thread regarding dumps. No.2 is probably about right.

Yeah, but you just know he won’t use it - he’ll probably shit in the bidet!

You're the right guy to refuse is account😁

It was interesting to put a face to the oft prolix posts

You should have a look at the Interesting Place to Dump thread, now that is full of crap

That's appreciated. I'm aware of how annoying I can be, my family ensure me of it regularly :D

But thanks and not patronising at all. As they say, 'nowt so queer as folk'  :)


Always worth remembering that any face you see online is not necessarily the one that you might see in real life ;) I've a portfolio full of potential Russian and American wives but none of them look like their pictures  :eekout:

Did the club shop run out of fat bastard shirts?

If it is any consolation i did mean to and now it has escalated to me getting private messages and people deleting their accounts

Good stuff.

Bit of friendly advice, if you put the heating on you won't have to wear a woolly hat inside the house 😉

Were you thinking of the TEF when you wrote it? 😏

If you look on the TEF, I actually wrote the first draft on the TEF  :D It was after JQ was feeling a bit pissed off and I wrote a reflective response...in the form of said poem. So in some way EB, I was but it was also a wider reflection. Especially regarding the government's "new normal" and creating "bubbles", meaning that cliques could be a lot more exclusive and enhanced by the 'you can't sit with us' types.

I then took that, looking from the outside (ironically) of the whole "clique theory" to bring it round that we're all in a clique of sorts, even if we don't realise it :)

Cheers.

Haha, my go to is that beanie or a cap! Mind you, I'm not tight but I often refuse to put the heating on in bloody August! Pitfalls of living in a 16th century building and no GCH, especially on days like today!

you can't knock him atm. purely looking at him from goals scored which as a striker always helps! i dont think he should be in our 11 or even on the bench based on previous but he is proving hard to ignore and maybe he can prove everyone wrong. there is nothing better than seeing a home grown player turn good and would absolutely love it if it happened for him.

Hallam Hope has managed 3 goals in 3 games too.

Should be pushing for a starting spot, too.

Cometh the striker, cometh the goals.

At a league 2 or national league club on loan, he’s going to be 7th or 8th choice here. Needs to prove himself somewhere better than Chippenham first.

If you get goals, even in largely pointless friendlies, you should get an opportunity in the first team.

Friendlies are difficult to gage because the line ups and quality vary so much.

However, you can only score against the teams you are playing. As Twine has continually found the back of the net he should certainly be in contention. I means what’s the worst that could happen? He’s not up it to?!

Taking inspiration from recent posts on here, I’ve written you a poem.  Please don’t be too embarrassed as I’ve never done this before.  Here goes

Bam Boo Bam Boo
Bam Boo Bam Boo
Bam Boo Bam Boo
Bammy Bammy Bam Boo

That’s it.
It may need a bit of work, I feel.

Agreed.  The interesting point is that 2 players who are largely written off by a number of supporters have scored a few goals.  i have no views on Twine or Hope (i have only seen the latter play twice) but i think that they should be given a 'fair crack of the whip'.

To be fair both have been playing in the second string team. DJ, Smith and Payne are clearly first choice of the players we have at present. In Hope’s case he has been injured in preseason and he achieved more in the month or 2 he was here than Twine has in 5 years so would put him and J Smith ahead in the pecking order. I just don’t see where Twine is going to get the minutes to either show he is good enough or develop.

The quality of the opposition you are scoring against might be more relevant than whether you are doing it for the firsts or the seconds. 

Which means he’s basically been scoring against under 23 and non league teams. I just think he needs a loan at a decent level, he’s down the pecking order and being in and out of match day squads isn’t going show whether he can cut it or help him develop IMO.

I don't fundamentally disagree with that at all.  That said, a minor observation might be that I don't recall others banging in multiple goals in same the matches and against the same opposition (I don't have the results/scorers to hand and my be wrong on that). 

I am sure that the management team have got this covered and it will be interesting to see what happens.

Let's go back to the 80's abolish the under 23's stick with a youth team, reinstate the football combination league where you get reserve games almost every week against good opposition then whoever is in or out of form can swap accordingly  

It would also mean that fans have a chance to watch and assess the players on the fringes of the first team.

I went to many games in the late 70's against the likes of Arsenal,Chelsea, Spurs, West Ham etc who always had named players either out of form or coming back from injury

Dossevi looked a world beater in friendlies, transpired he didn’t even know the offside rule. I ignore scorers and largely results in friendlies as the seasoned pro’s pace themselves and don’t go full pelt so aren’t really indicative.

All good points. Not sure everyone on this forum takes the same view on friendlies.  I seem to recall there was a great deal of euphoria after the match up between champions of leagues one and two.

Should Twine start - no.  Should he get a chance as a sub - probably yes.  However, Hope should be in the frame for a starting spot whilst he is still with the club.

Imagine the uproar if we didn’t sign him after his scoring exploits in pre season though.

Surely in that situation you take the gamble.

But the first XI was clearly the team that played City, so who do you drop from that as they all did well according to Wellens. Sounds like J Smith is the one knocking on the door from what Wellens said on TTOT. Twine isn’t a new player, he’s a known quantity and in the 5 years since his debut Twine has done the square root of fuck all, he needs to go somewhere on loan and get a run of games to see if he can cut it and I can’t see him getting that here.

We don't have an under 23s, so nothing to abolish :)

As a side note can I register my disgust that this thread has been hijacked and is now being used to discuss Scott Twine. It's like spitting on the memory of No1Fan when his account is still warm. Have you people no respect?

I haven’t suggested we drop anyone for Twine. You’ve taken the point to the extreme.

I think a lot of us, like you still do - thought Twine was done here. He might well have been if it wasn’t for the amount of attacking players we lost.

Either way but all accounts he’s had a decent pre-season. That should at least make Wellens think twice about him, maybe a place in the squad. Maybe a start on the cup games we aren’t taking as seriously as the league.

No one is suggesting we give him the #9 shirt and build the entire team around him are they? Just that he may have done enough in pre-season to give Wellens something to think about.

I have seen people on Twitter suggesting he’s technically the best player at the club so some people have gone overboard about him yeah...

More, Twine based "fan song" porn*...

To the tune of Scarborough Fair aka Swindon Town

##
...Are you coming to watch Swindon Town?
Doughty, Smith, Rose**, Conroy and Twine.
Please remind me - which Smiths do play where?
Town sure are a true love of mine...##

##
...Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
Remember me - to one who lives there
She once was a true love of mine...##

*This is up for debate, do discuss.
**STC

Take that up with them on Twitter then. Rather than strongly disagreeing with someone’s opinion on Twitter in the relevant TEF thread were people don’t hold the over the top opinion you are disagreeing with.

I have seen people on Twitter suggesting the earth is flat & this corona virus is a hoax. Which isn’t really relevant to any earth or corona related discussion on his forum, if no one this site has the same opinion as ‘someone on Twitter’

Scored for Newport vs cambridge

excellent.

would love him to do well, even if it's not for us.

Only way a Swindon player is likely to get past the first round of a cup competition anyway! Fair play to him.

And seems to have started his loan period well generally, getting rave reviews from the locals

https://twitter.com/CymruOlly/status/1305954786299326471

And could face the Pox next round.

But won’t.

Good on him. Hope he can do well enough there to stay in Ritchies plans..would take a few more goals and good performances but yes good start

And a decent hit it was too.

Yep, lad can only keep on keeping on. This is his real apprenticeship and it seems he's making sure it counts when it matters.

Talking of Twine based songs, if he did make a return and happened to score then we should use the Kiwi tune by Dave Dobbyn & The Herbs - Slice of Heaven. Instead of singing  "slice of heaven" we should sing "splice of heaven".

Plus it's a fuckin awesome tune, especially for sports. Quite relevant lyrics for the boy Scott too. Maybe something like this...

"Her love shines over my horizon, she's a slice of heaven (slice of heaven).
Warm moonlight over my horizon, she's a slice of heaven..."

change to

"Our love shines over his horizon, Twine's a splice of heaven (splice of heaven).
We'll moonrake over your horizon, Twine's a splice of heaven..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pWejAnLUQ

That was some goal. He’s scored a very similar goal for us during the friendlies this year.

The bounce was just right and the connection nigh on perfect. Keeper, no chance with that pace going through a crowded area. Sweet as a nut, good for him I say.

For those in the UK or with VPN. Boy's got a boot on him. From 1:12:

https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/12072855/newport-1-0-cambridge-utd

Cracking goal that.

Adam May also missing a sitter for Cambridge not long after Twine scored.

He must have a foot like a traction engine...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhlx43rTs2Q

Nicely taken goal hit with some power, now do it consistantly and we will see what happens.

As for Cambridge, OMG their finishing was absolutely dreadful, they should have won that by 3 or 4 clear goals.

Twine also voted MoM for that game with 85% of the votes online.

The finishing and defending in that tie made me wonder if it was really only last season we played at that level.  :eek:

Kyle Knoyle must spend every night crying into his pillow.

It is an example of how not to defend, and how not to finish as well!

You see you just gave me an idea there. Don't know why we haven't been doing this forever...

Good thinking, I think this needs to be done and continued.

This thread  :D