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« Reply #16800 on: Monday, February 1, 2016, 22:38:58 » |
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Ooh you've done it now. I'm not welsh. None of my blood relatives are welsh, there is no welsh blood in my body. Don't ever call me the W word  Hey, but you are living in Leek Land and you must be influenced? I bet you can't keep you mitts off a traditional Welsh costume and I bet you stink of lamb He just thought it'd be funny. He's 70 and has had a few health scares lately, but has always been very pragmatic about his death.
As am I, really. I don't want a somber funeral. I want people dressed in penguin costumes, getting pissed and watching porn. Fuck it. I'm dead, let them enjoy themselves. Sod all this "it's not respectful" stuff.
Yeah, completely with this. I want everybody to get pissed out of their heads when I finally pop my really sexy Northampton manufactured shoes. No crying, just taking the piss out of me please |
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« Reply #16801 on: Monday, February 1, 2016, 22:40:44 » |
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I hate Lamb.
I hate living here, really.
Leeks are alright though.
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« Reply #16802 on: Monday, February 1, 2016, 22:45:18 » |
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we aren't waiting for you to die to take the piss |
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« Reply #16803 on: Monday, February 1, 2016, 22:54:13 » |
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He said he was a medium not so long ago, so I thought he was dead.
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« Reply #16804 on: Monday, February 1, 2016, 22:59:22 » |
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He said he was a medium not so long ago, so I thought he was dead.
Yep Sutton, 30" inch waist. That's medium  |
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« Reply #16805 on: Tuesday, February 2, 2016, 00:05:23 » |
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He said he was a medium not so long ago, so I thought he was dead.
Would serve one of those charlatan Akorah bastards right if they ended up having to talk to Alan for an hour |
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« Reply #16806 on: Tuesday, February 2, 2016, 10:57:49 » |
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Dawning realisation that I'm going to be able to make Scunthorpe (A) for the second year running.  Let's hope we don't completely fold this time. As I recall, it was that game last season that pretty much marked the beginning of our abject end of season form. Around the time that Yaser & Mass returned from the Asian Cup. |
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« Reply #16807 on: Tuesday, February 2, 2016, 13:44:09 » |
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No crying, just taking the piss out of me please
That is not going to be a problem |
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« Reply #16808 on: Tuesday, February 2, 2016, 17:41:39 » |
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The latest NFL Bad Lip Reading video has been released, I love these 
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« Reply #16809 on: Tuesday, February 2, 2016, 18:21:39 » |
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« Reply #16810 on: Tuesday, February 2, 2016, 18:43:06 » |
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Someone called me a wazzock today. I love that word.
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« Reply #16811 on: Tuesday, February 2, 2016, 21:27:29 » |
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« Reply #16812 on: Wednesday, February 3, 2016, 00:45:49 » |
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Haha, I did see that. I think it was more the context of my conversation that amused me, because I never would have dreamed of using it and I'm not sure he intended to. It was basically: Man: YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT! Me: I'm afraid I can't talk to you if you're going to speak to me like that. Man: YOU'RE BEING A FUCKING BITCH. Me: Please don't swear. Man: YOU'RE A ...WAZZOCK. |
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« Reply #16813 on: Wednesday, February 3, 2016, 09:50:47 » |
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Haha, I did see that. I think it was more the context of my conversation that amused me, because I never would have dreamed of using it and I'm not sure he intended to. It was basically:
Man: YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT!
Me: I'm afraid I can't talk to you if you're going to speak to me like that.
Man: YOU'RE BEING A FUCKING BITCH.
Me: Please don't swear.
Man: YOU'RE A ...WAZZOCK.
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« Reply #16814 on: Wednesday, February 3, 2016, 10:48:40 » |
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I know they get some bad press, but amazons delivery is amazing. I ordered 6 things at 8pm last night. 3 of them just rocked up via courier, all free on prime. How is that even possible?
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