trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good

[Batch]

I know a lad who had a glass eye (winky).

His favourite pub trick was to put said eye in people's pint glasses. one day he somehow swallowed said eye himself.

he shat into carrier bags to find said eye for the next few days. he lobbed said bags into his annoying neighbours overgrown garden.

at least, that's his story.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey]

I was having a pee at work yesterday when, from the ladies' loo next door,  came the loudest, wettest-sounding fart I've heard in a long time.

Kudos

[Flashheart]

My dog wont stop shagging stuff.

[EldeneRed]

I was having a pee at work yesterday when, from the ladies' loo next door,  came the loudest, wettest-sounding fart I've heard in a long time.

Kudos

If I was the woman, i' d be less worried about the trots, more worried about the bloke in the cubicle next to me.

[tans]

My dog wont stop shagging stuff.

Haha, my puppy has just discovered the pink finger lookalike extension.

Booked in to have them off in a couple of weeks

[Sir Cliff Pipehard]

I know a lad who had a glass eye (winky).

His favourite pub trick was to put said eye in people's pint glasses. one day he somehow swallowed said eye himself.

he shat into carrier bags to find said eye for the next few days. he lobbed said bags into his annoying neighbours overgrown garden.

at least, that's his story.

 

Now that is a Sitcom I would watch.

[Reg Smeeton]

  Any norvern based TEFers like Horlock... this might interest you.

  https://www.theguardian.com/science/across-the-universe/2017/sep/08/watch-out-for-the-northern-lights-tonight-uk-could-be-in-for-a-big-display-aurora

[donkey]

  Any norvern based TEFers like Horlock... this might interest you.

  https://www.theguardian.com/science/across-the-universe/2017/sep/08/watch-out-for-the-northern-lights-tonight-uk-could-be-in-for-a-big-display-aurora

I hope Leicester is northern enough. Preparing for a little drive into the country.

[Reg Smeeton]

I hope Leicester is northern enough. Preparing for a little drive into the country.

Going dogging then?

[horlock07]

  Any norvern based TEFers like Horlock... this might interest you.

  https://www.theguardian.com/science/across-the-universe/2017/sep/08/watch-out-for-the-northern-lights-tonight-uk-could-be-in-for-a-big-display-aurora

Thanks for the heads up, but it's absolutely pissing it down  here, barely see the bottom of the garden let alone the northern lights!

[Flashheart]

My little boy's teacher is well fit.

[Reg Smeeton]

My little boy's teacher is well fit.

Parent's evening should be fun then.... if they have such things in Thailand.

[Bewster]

Parent's evening should be fun then.... if they have such things in Thailand.

My daughter's last two teachers have been two of the most attractive women I've ever met.

That's the beauty of having twins - there's one in each class at the local school so I was always guaranteed of a parent's evening hottie.

[Reg Smeeton]

My daughter's last two teachers have been two of the most attractive women I've ever met.

That's the beauty of having twins - there's one in each class at the local school so I was always guaranteed of a parent's evening hottie.

Very distracting. Must have been fresh into the job then, as teaching has a unique capacity for turning honeys into harridans if they hang about for long.

[Bewster]

Very distracting. Must have been fresh into the job then, as teaching has a unique capacity for turning honeys into harridans if they hang about for long.

very young and very fresh 

edit : that makes me sound like such a deviant