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« Reply #30 on: Friday, April 23, 2010, 20:21:50 » |
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How do you stop a dog humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck it's cock.
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, April 23, 2010, 23:07:53 » |
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How do you stop a dog humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck it's cock.
Right down to my favourite level of level of joke. brilliant
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« Reply #32 on: Saturday, April 24, 2010, 00:15:00 » |
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How do you stop a dog humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck it's cock.
That is so wrong. So why am I still laughing at it till it hurts?
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« Reply #33 on: Monday, April 26, 2010, 17:41:27 » |
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Right down to my favourite level of level of joke. brilliant ditto
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« Reply #34 on: Monday, April 26, 2010, 18:34:10 » |
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Gutted today...my buisness went bust,for two years i have had a chicken matchmaking company...alas however hard i tried i couldnt make hens meet.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #35 on: Monday, April 26, 2010, 18:39:16 » |
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Which is the odd one out......a Shark, a Lobster, a Crab and a Scouser?
The Shark, because the other 2 pinch things and wear a shell suit!
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Only a fool does not know when to hold his tongue.
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, April 26, 2010, 21:27:43 » |
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waiter waiter theres volcanic ash in my soup yes sir thaats because its a no fly zone
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« Reply #37 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 20:32:34 » |
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How does an Oxford mother know that her daughter is having her period?
Because her son's cock tastes funny.
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« Reply #38 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 20:36:11 » |
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How do you make a queer fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
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« Reply #39 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 20:36:45 » |
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What's better than winning the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
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Ginginho
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« Reply #40 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 20:39:19 » |
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Did you hear about the two gays in a phone box trying to ring each other?
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« Reply #41 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 20:46:37 » |
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What's red and can't turn around in corridors?
A baby with a javelin through its' head.
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« Reply #42 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 20:48:49 » |
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How do you make a queer fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
There was actual spit on my screen.
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magicroundabout
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« Reply #43 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 22:12:34 » |
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What's red and can't turn around in corridors?
A baby with a javelin through its' head.
love it Whats red and taps on glass? Baby in a microwave
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« Reply #44 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 22:54:43 » |
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There is a new position in the Karma Sutra called " The Plumber" You both stay in all day & no fucker cums.s
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