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« Reply #30 on: Friday, April 23, 2010, 20:21:50 »

How do you stop a dog humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck it's cock.
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, April 23, 2010, 23:07:53 »

How do you stop a dog humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck it's cock.

Right down to my favourite level of level of joke. brilliant 
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« Reply #32 on: Saturday, April 24, 2010, 00:15:00 »

How do you stop a dog humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck it's cock.
That is so wrong. So why am I still laughing at it till it hurts?
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One F In Fitton

« Reply #33 on: Monday, April 26, 2010, 17:41:27 »

Right down to my favourite level of level of joke. brilliant 

 Cheesy ditto
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« Reply #34 on: Monday, April 26, 2010, 18:34:10 »

Gutted today...my buisness went bust,for two years i have had a chicken matchmaking company...alas however hard i tried i couldnt make hens meet.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #35 on: Monday, April 26, 2010, 18:39:16 »

Which is the odd one out......a Shark, a Lobster, a Crab and a Scouser?

The Shark, because the other 2 pinch things and wear a shell suit!
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, April 26, 2010, 21:27:43 »

waiter waiter theres volcanic ash in my soup
 
 
yes sir thaats because its a no fly zone
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« Reply #37 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 20:32:34 »

How does an Oxford mother know that her daughter is having her period?

Because her son's cock tastes funny.
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« Reply #38 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 20:36:11 »

How do you make a queer fuck a woman?

Shit in her cunt.
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« Reply #39 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 20:36:45 »

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Being able to walk.
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« Reply #40 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 20:39:19 »

Did you hear about the two gays in a phone box trying to ring each other?
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One F In Fitton

« Reply #41 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 20:46:37 »

What's red and can't turn around in corridors?

A baby with a javelin through its' head.
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« Reply #42 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 20:48:49 »

How do you make a queer fuck a woman?

Shit in her cunt.

There was actual spit on my screen.
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« Reply #43 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 22:12:34 »

What's red and can't turn around in corridors?

A baby with a javelin through its' head.

love it

Whats red and taps on glass?


Baby in a microwave
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« Reply #44 on: Friday, May 7, 2010, 22:54:43 »

There is a new position in the Karma Sutra called " The Plumber"
You both stay in all day & no fucker cums.s
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