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« Reply #15 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 15:49:58 »

Corrected for you.

euuww no! hahahah its didnt get that far anyway - people kept walking in! (in the dream!)
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 16:03:31 »

euuww no! hahahah its didnt get that far anyway - people kept walking in! (in the dream!)

Austin and Sheehan?
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 16:04:48 »

no - even worse - Hasney Aljofree!!  Eek

 Cheesy
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 16:07:04 »

no - even worse - Hasney Aljofree!!  Eek

 Cheesy

Nightmare!
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 16:07:42 »

But its better than dreaming about me or my friends being murdered so Ill stick with it!
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 16:46:02 »

After 3 years of research scientist have finally discovered what makes women happy.












Fuck All
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If "Practice makes perfect" and "nobody is perfect" why bother waste time practicing when there is beer to be drank.
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 17:06:43 »

After 3 years of research scientist have finally discovered what makes women happy.


Fuck All

I'm going to tell my wife that one later. Tomorrow i shall mainly be wearing a black eye...
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 20:20:34 »

You obviously read WACCOE more than the TEF, or you've missed the ones on here.

They are probably in a bit of the forum that I can't see Sam  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 20:49:01 »

Nope all in general discussion. Like the one where STFC Dave was sick on a girl after taking a girl back to his, or jayohhaitchenn's granny shagging antics.

We use the secret bit when we want a serious political debate.Wink

Oh and my name isn't Sam either.
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, March 26, 2010, 21:03:21 »

Nope all in general discussion. Like the one where STFC Dave was sick on a girl after taking a girl back to his, or jayohhaitchenn's granny shagging antics.

We use the secret bit when we want a serious political debate.Wink

Oh and my name isn't Sam either.

Ah. More beer required then.
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, April 15, 2010, 19:25:54 »

A day early i know....i am training my dog to be a blacksmith...everytime he hears a car backfire he makes a bolt for the door.
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, April 16, 2010, 21:26:08 »

A burglar is robbing a house when a voice from the dark booms...Jesus is watching you!
The burglar carries on and the voice repeats..Jesus is watching you!
The burglar shines his torch and sees the parrot in the corner and mocks him....Polly want a cracker he jokes.
My name isnt Polly says the Parrot its Moses....the burglar laughs and says what dickhead calls his parrot Moses.
The parrot looks up and through squinted eyes says....the same moron who called his Rotweiller Jesus.
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, April 16, 2010, 21:36:00 »

(Apologies to JFW)

Why do women wear make-up & spray themselves with perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell.
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, April 23, 2010, 19:03:18 »

Lionel Ritchie has just baught a muslim butchers shop in Wolverhampton..he has renamed it ..

Halal,is it meat your looking for.
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, April 23, 2010, 19:16:12 »

My girlfriend just texted me to say that she has just stuck a whole lemon up her pussy.

That might not seem like a big deal but she's dyslexic.
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