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« Reply #24210 on: Monday, August 22, 2016, 21:19:19 »

I think when the Queen dies we should make Charles Dance King.
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« Reply #24211 on: Monday, August 22, 2016, 21:24:23 »

I think when the Queen dies we should make Charles Dance King.

He's got the voice for it. He'd probably write his own State Opening of Parliament speech. 'My government' indeed.
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« Reply #24212 on: Monday, August 22, 2016, 21:31:02 »

He's got the voice for it. He'd probably write his own State Opening of Parliament speech. 'My government' indeed.

Exactly.

The only excuse for them existing really is for tourism, because people like the royal family. You know what people also like? Game of thrones. You've just boosted tourism and you've still got a bloke with a posh voice who doesn't do/isn't qualified to do anything, in charge. Boom.
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« Reply #24213 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2016, 02:13:12 »

Walls. Lined up. First. Against.
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« Reply #24214 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2016, 11:52:58 »

Printing tables where some sides haven't even played a game, and most of the rest are perforce in alphabetical order. Madness. Never happened in the good old day...
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« Reply #24215 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2016, 12:13:16 »

Printing tables where some sides haven't even played a game, and most of the rest are perforce in alphabetical order. Madness. Never happened in the good old day...

Three games in, that was the rule.
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« Reply #24216 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2016, 12:14:31 »

The badger cull. Fucking disgraceful.
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« Reply #24217 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2016, 12:25:45 »

The badger cull. Fucking disgraceful.

Funny you should mention it as to be honest I don't know enough about it although I was reading some stuff this morning as my timeline on Facebook was full of the usual city dwelling environmental warriors mouthing off about it, which prodded me to have a look.

Seems like a sledge hammer to crack an egg, but alternatively multiple governments tend not to permit the shooting of fluffy things (hence the heightened fuss about Fox Hunting and not about fishing and other 'sports' - I am not expressing an opinion on either) without some science behind it, so I suppose in my case the jury is out until I can find some unbiased source material - which seems nigh impossible.
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« Reply #24218 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2016, 12:53:28 »

Why are seagulls protected, they seem to outstrip the usual garden birds. I don't like them.
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« Reply #24219 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2016, 12:58:03 »

Why are seagulls protected, they seem to outstrip the usual garden birds. I don't like them.
I agree they are vermin.

http://www.rspb.org.uk/makeahomeforwildlife/advice/gardening/unwantedvisitors/gulls/thelaw.aspx
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« Reply #24220 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2016, 13:11:17 »


I didn't know they were to be honest, always just thought of them as water borne pigeons, which are in turn flying rats. Suppose it suggests that the seagull and bicarb stories are an urban myth! 
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« Reply #24221 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2016, 13:27:57 »

I didn't know they were to be honest, always just thought of them as water borne pigeons, which are in turn flying rats. Suppose it suggests that the seagull and bicarb stories are an urban myth! 
Seagulls are as you say pigeons at the seaside, we are constantly being invaded by them whenever we have a bbq in the back garden and we are 15 miles from the sea, about 6 or 7 at a time and they are very aggresive nasty bits of work...I do hope the bicarb works but I doubt it!
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« Reply #24222 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2016, 13:31:27 »

I've had pigeons nesting on my balcony. Filthy creatures, shit fucking everywhere and it fucking stinks.
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« Reply #24223 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2016, 13:33:39 »

Fucking bird racists.
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« Reply #24224 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2016, 13:37:32 »

I've got nothing against blue tits but my mate lived next door to a blue tit family and his house always smelt of blue tit food.
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