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« Reply #18285 on: Tuesday, December 16, 2014, 13:06:16 » |
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Today I've smashed two bottles of wine that then soaked christmas presents that were being stored in the conservatory. Broke the blu Ray player(well not really broke it but it no longer works) and put bbq sauce on my lunch thinking it was Brown.
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« Reply #18286 on: Tuesday, December 16, 2014, 13:13:36 » |
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Woman in her 4x4 yesterday. 3 kids in tow. Putting shopping away in the back when one of the kids in the front accidentally tipped a boxed china set off the front seat.
Lovely smashing sound it made, too - amid all the crying, screaming and expletives
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« Reply #18287 on: Tuesday, December 16, 2014, 15:38:31 » |
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Woman in her 4x4 yesterday. 3 kids in tow. Putting shopping away in the back when one of the kids in the front accidentally tipped a boxed china set off the front seat.
Lovely smashing sound it made, too - amid all the crying, screaming and expletives
Shouldnt that be in the feel good thread?
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« Reply #18288 on: Tuesday, December 16, 2014, 20:27:43 » |
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The Taliban!
Cunts.
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« Reply #18289 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 00:51:40 » |
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The fact that almost every football site is inundated with exclusive headlines like "Henry was quite good" and "Alan Shearer thinks Henry was good"
I can see why it happens but anyone who has watched any football at all in the past 20 years knows how good he was. It's not bloody "news" that a man who spent 8 years at a club earning nearly every honour in the process happens to have a fondness for them is it?
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If Don Rogers were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave
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« Reply #18290 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 06:28:23 » |
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The shower in our en-suite has just broken - the plastic dial at the front of the thermostatic mixer has lost it's thread and is just spinning around.
£35 +p&p online and I couldn't even guarantee it will be the same size as I haven't a clue what our model number is.
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Thank [insert deity of choice] for beer and peanuts
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« Reply #18291 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 10:16:46 » |
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My terrible success rate at keeping a yolk intact when cracking an egg, it's around 50%.
Might have to invest in a gadget to get the job done
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« Reply #18292 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 10:19:26 » |
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My terrible success rate at keeping a yolk intact when cracking an egg, it's around 50%.
Might have to invest in a gadget to get the job done
The fuck is wrong with you
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« Reply #18293 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 10:26:38 » |
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The fuck is wrong with you
Man+gadget=happy.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #18294 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 10:37:19 » |
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My terrible success rate at keeping a yolk intact when cracking an egg, it's around 50%.
Might have to invest in a gadget to get the job done
It's all in the mind....have you ever noticed if you're making scrambled eggs, then the yolks always end up perfect even though it doesn't matter? It's because you're not trying...it's an inner game thing, just empty your mind of thoughts eggy or otherwise and just do it.
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« Reply #18295 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 10:41:41 » |
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Zen egg cookery
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« Reply #18296 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 10:43:27 » |
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It's all in the mind....
Absolutely, years of struggling to master this important issue means I approach the task with a lack of confidence
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« Reply #18297 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 10:57:43 » |
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Absolutely, years of struggling to master this important issue means I approach the task with a lack of confidence
Cracking the egg on a flat surface rather than an edge of a bowel should improve your chances.
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« Reply #18298 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 11:00:56 » |
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Cracking the egg on a flat surface rather than an edge of a bowel should improve your chances.
Of making a less shitty breakfast, at least.
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #18299 on: Wednesday, December 17, 2014, 11:02:57 » |
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Cracking the egg on a flat surface rather than an edge of a bowel should improve your chances.
Hope you wash your hands after you've cracked your eggs
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