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« Reply #2310 on: Thursday, August 18, 2011, 15:23:01 » |
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I wouldn't get into the University of TEF.
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« Reply #2311 on: Thursday, August 18, 2011, 15:29:35 » |
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I wouldn't get into the University of TEF. Indeed you wouldn't - you need two complete fails or less and the complete inability to think for yourself. I got in.
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« Reply #2312 on: Thursday, August 18, 2011, 15:36:19 » |
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Indeed you wouldn't - you need two complete fails or less and the complete inability to think for yourself.
I got in.
Overqualified.
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #2313 on: Thursday, August 18, 2011, 18:33:11 » |
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Indeed you wouldn't - you need two complete fails or less and the complete inability to think for yourself.
I got in.
I can count to potato.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #2314 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 14:58:21 » |
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Grassing up some cunt to his Managing Director for inconveniently parking his van right on the junction at the end of my road.
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« Reply #2315 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 15:06:32 » |
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Grassing up some cunt to his Managing Director for inconveniently parking his van right on the junction at the end of my road.
Petty but smiley
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« Reply #2316 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 15:09:27 » |
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Shouldve keyed it and smeared shit on the windows
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« Reply #2317 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 15:12:09 » |
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Petty but smiley
It's not just a one off though. He's been doing it for months. I've just finally had enough with it after a bus nearly wiped me out for about the tenth time.
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« Reply #2318 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 18:21:18 » |
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Shouldve keyed it and smeared shit on the windows
Maturity at his highest. Though I agree. Shit & Vomit.
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« Reply #2319 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 18:25:15 » |
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He obviously got the message, it's gone now
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« Reply #2320 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 19:08:03 » |
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Finding the gadget show is back on.
Hotties + Random electronics = Perfect tv show.
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« Reply #2321 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 20:40:17 » |
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My four year old son saying "Daddy can I have a Swindon Football shirt?" Who said waterboarding doesn't work ?? Seriously though - we've not long moved house, single income (wife is full time mum to twins), everything has gone up in price, lost tax credits, losing child benefit, times are tough. So what do I do ?? Junior home shirt plus lettering plus number - done - for everything else there is mastercard
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« Reply #2322 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 20:46:17 » |
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Knowing I have to walk past the merlin on my way to the pub on Sunday morning, and giving every single one of those yellow bellied scummers in there the bird as I saunter past. That should speed up my arrival at the tap & barrell no end....
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« Reply #2323 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 21:51:29 » |
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Maturity at his highest.
Though I agree. Shit & Vomit.
Fuck that, dog shit hidden under the handles and lolly pop sticks covered in superglue stuffed in the locks and snapped off. Fish down the front of the bonnet by the wipers is also a winner.
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« Reply #2324 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 22:29:17 » |
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Kids are at their grans tonight, so I did the whole cook a meal, eat by candlelight malarkey.
Result!
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