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« Reply #30 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 15:36:54 »

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« Reply #31 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 15:37:11 »



If you weren't drunk that's even funnier.
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« Reply #32 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 15:42:14 »

I wasn't drunk, just desperate!

Sheffield....  We rattle up there to get there 10pm on a Sunday night and instantly hit the beers in a deserted Spoons til about 12am, til I persuade my mates to hit a club.  We go into a club and yet again I miss a golden opportunity to pull by being a pussy, yet my mates dive in there ( Sad ).

On the way out, we pass a helta skelta with a big metal fence surrounding it.  While I was taking a leak, my mate (who's a big fucker) lifts up the fence and the Sheffield-"local" climbs under and starts climbing up the helta skelta.  I followed suit, scaling the fence and scratching my arm (stings like a bitch still) and watched as the guy threw a securty light at me (big thing, makes a huge noise).  Next thing we know someone's having a go at him, before the police arrive.  We leg it with the policecar literally inches from my legs.  My mate being a bit naive started heading for main roads, but I dragged him through some bollards and down a flight of steps fortunately losing them.  If I'd been caught I'd have been fucked after what happened in Brighton - was fucking stupid going over the fence, fuck knows how I thought I was gonna go on the helta skelta - I'm scared of heights anyway.

We must have sprinted at least 400m....  I thought my lungs were going to implode.  Then last night I slept on the couch of some random's kitchen as my mate kicked me out because he thought I was after his ex-girlfriend (not in the slightest bit interested).  Now I read this back he sounds like a real cunt, but he is a genuinely really decent bloke!
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« Reply #33 on: Tuesday, February 14, 2006, 16:04:27 »

The Walrus never lets us down with his stories.  
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