larwood
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« Reply #105 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 15:43:05 » |
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Sade is a fan of Michael Pook
Alas,it means she doesn't give any other lads a look,
Dreaming of bestriding his chest,
Eventually,she'd give him a rest.
Or the last two lines could say;
Dreaming of smothing ice-cream on his six-pack,
Eventually,she would let him get out of her sack.
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I was a small, fat child in a welfare house
There was only one thing I ever dreamed about
And fate has just
Handed it to me - whoopee
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STFCBird
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« Reply #106 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 15:55:46 » |
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or eventually, he'd let her suck his sack
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« Reply #107 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 15:56:35 » |
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Or
eventually, he'll fill her by emptying his sack
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STFCBird
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C U Next Tuesday!
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« Reply #108 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 15:59:37 » |
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larwood
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« Reply #109 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:00:59 » |
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or eventually, he'd let her suck his sack
eventually, he'll fill her by emptying his sack
 So long as the sentence starts with an E and ends with a word that rhymes with pack :scribe: |
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I was a small, fat child in a welfare house
There was only one thing I ever dreamed about
And fate has just
Handed it to me - whoopee
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land_of_bo
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« Reply #110 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:03:17 » |
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Young Sade's a fan of one michael pook
She would love to straddle, and engage in a fook
She'll ride on top, or lay on her back
eventually he'll fill her by emptying his sack
when all's said and done they're out on the town
drinking cheap lager, swilling it down
then home in a txi cos neither can drive
lets hope she turned the web cam off or we're watching the next show live!
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« Reply #111 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:05:07 » |
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Crap Michael Pook is adored by our Sade
She appears to be desperate, she needs to get laid
Dreaming of Pooky must give her enjoyment
Flicking her bean, she loves unemployment
She's not quite as bad as various whores
But given the chance i wouldn't touch her with yours
So bring it on Sade, let's see what you have
But when you reply, don't sound like a chav.
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« Reply #112 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:05:28 » |
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« Reply #113 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:05:54 » |
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:grin: Nice work Dave
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« Reply #114 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:06:46 » |
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Crap Michael Pook is adored by our Sade
She appears to be desperate, she needs to get laid
Dreaming of Pooky must give her enjoyment
Flicking her bean, she loves unemployment
She's not quite as bad as various whores
But given the chance i wouldn't touch her with yours
So bring it on Sade, let's see what you have
But when you reply, don't sound like a chav. We need a smiley that doffs his cap! |
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« Reply #115 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:20:48 » |
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Dave your a legend. And I love the other poems about pookey! :gay: They're very sexual, almost turned me on. Still laughing now. |
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McLovin
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« Reply #116 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:25:05 » |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #117 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:28:44 » |
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Birdy sometimes gets very stressed
She shows her anger when not at her best
Her mother didn't teach her not to use foul language
Without ciggies and swearing she would languish
Alas the forum wouldn't be the same
Without STFC_Bird and her claim
To many of the blokes who chat and flirt
And those that Mickey take will just get hurt
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« Reply #118 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:30:40 » |
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Walrus likes the younger muff
His Mrs was thirteen - not quite old enough
But now he's changed his taste in women
For the older lady is how he's living
Mex probably shagged Sonia anyway
And Walrus won't admit that he's really a gay
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« Reply #119 on: Friday, February 3, 2006, 16:35:47 » |
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Walrus prefers the younger girls,
The pitch needn't be green.
Once he had an older girl,
But alas, it was a dream
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