Parking fines...

[Simon Pieman]

For instance, he found out that they can't touch your vehicle (traffic wardens). Knowing this, he put a disclaimer on his dashboard that said something like 'Do not touch vehicle: Penalty £100'. He also broke the windscreen wiper.

He basically got the traffic warden to discard the ticket because they had lifted the windscreen wiper and he then said it the warden had broken it and that was his proof.

[McLovin]

Apparently my fine is for:

'Code No. 01

On street- Parked in a restricted street

This contravention occurs when a motorist parks on-street on a single or double yellow line during the hours it is operational, in contravention of the relevant Traffic Management Order.'

Best check the prescribed hours then... it's my only hope of avoiding this... grrrrr. :x