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« on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 18:58:11 » |
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Worst night ever, and I'm only just home. My ex girlfriend decides to ring me at 11pm, so I let my friends go on into a club while I chat to her about fuck knows what. Next thing I know a bouncer is having a pop at me, and I react less than politely. Before long the situation escalates and I'm in the back of a police van telling the officer opposite he's a cunt along with everyone in Brighton.
Fifteen hours later I'm released from my cell bored as fuck, guilty as fuck and stupid as fuck. Never drinking again.
Singing "you're just a town full of faggots" on the way into the police station probably sealed my fate. Got a sodding £80 public disorder fine to pay now! :|
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 18:59:15 » |
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hahaha!
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Whits
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 19:02:33 » |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 19:03:35 » |
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You fucking spanner  Nights out in Brighton don't seem too successful for you! |
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walrus
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 19:06:32 » |
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No might have to give Brighton a bit of a wide berth... Fucking lucky not to get a criminal record - especially as I'd lose my job if I did. Apparently I punched the police officer too, but fortunately they didn't pursue it as I didn't have previous, and "it wasn't a great punch" apparently!!
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 19:30:23 » |
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You need help, nonse.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 19:36:01 » |
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did you apologise to the bloke? On here it sounds funny but in real life you'd be a nightmare. I always see kids like you out and I want to bash their faces in
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 19:45:21 » |
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RED ARMY
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 20:17:37 » |
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:-))(
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 20:19:23 » |
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the youth of today, disgusting....
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 20:58:35 » |
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Worst night ever, and I'm only just home. My ex girlfriend decides to ring me at 11pm, so I let my friends go on into a club while I chat to her about fuck knows what. Next thing I know a bouncer is having a pop at me, and I react less than politely. Before long the situation escalates and I'm in the back of a police van telling the officer opposite he's a cunt along with everyone in Brighton.
Fifteen hours later I'm released from my cell bored as fuck, guilty as fuck and stupid as fuck. Never drinking again.
Singing "you're just a town full of faggots" on the way into the police station probably sealed my fate. Got a sodding £80 public disorder fine to pay now! :| think yourself lucky.in my younger days i got nicked on a few occasions for similar offences and ended up in court each time. got fined more than £80 quid aswell. put it down to experience,you will grow up one day |
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 21:01:55 » |
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How can one so pretty be such a lout.
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 21:06:05 » |
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did you apologise to the bloke? On here it sounds funny but in real life you'd be a nightmare. I always see kids like you out and I want to bash their faces in good old jimbo |
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Git facked
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 21:10:43 » |
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You're a tit.
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 21:11:14 » |
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Pissed up cunt...  I bet you called the bouncer a faggot, and thats what kicked it all off. |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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