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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 21:38:28 » |
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Worst night ever, and I'm only just home. My ex girlfriend decides to ring me at 11pm, so I let my friends go on into a club while I chat to her about fuck knows what. Next thing I know a bouncer is having a pop at me, and I react less than politely. Before long the situation escalates and I'm in the back of a police van telling the officer opposite he's a cunt along with everyone in Brighton.
Fifteen hours later I'm released from my cell bored as fuck, guilty as fuck and stupid as fuck. Never drinking again.
Singing "you're just a town full of faggots" on the way into the police station probably sealed my fate. Got a sodding £80 public disorder fine to pay now! :| Ace  |
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 21:41:35 » |
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good god. should've thrown away the key
what the fuck were you doing in brighton anyway or are you actually a battyboy now?
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 21:45:24 » |
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good god. should've thrown away the key
what the fuck were you doing in brighton anyway or are you actually a battyboy now? I think he lives not far from there?. :fag: |
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 21:47:37 » |
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good god. should've thrown away the key
what the fuck were you doing in brighton anyway or are you actually a battyboy now? I think he lives not far from there?. :fag: Neither do Mex and Sussex :evil: |
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 21:49:53 » |
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Worst night ever, and I'm only just home. My ex girlfriend decides to ring me at 11pm, so I let my friends go on into a club while I chat to her about fuck knows what. Next thing I know a bouncer is having a pop at me, and I react less than politely. Before long the situation escalates and I'm in the back of a police van telling the officer opposite he's a cunt along with everyone in Brighton.
Fifteen hours later I'm released from my cell bored as fuck, guilty as fuck and stupid as fuck. Never drinking again.
Singing "you're just a town full of faggots" on the way into the police station probably sealed my fate. Got a sodding £80 public disorder fine to pay now! :| idiot. if i was you i'd fuck her off mate. she's turning you into a right cunt. no woman is worth that hastle |
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 21:52:49 » |
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good god. should've thrown away the key
what the fuck were you doing in brighton anyway or are you actually a battyboy now? I think he lives not far from there?. :fag: Neither do Mex and Sussex :evil: do mex and sussex live together in a cosy kind of arrangement?! |
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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 21:54:59 » |
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 21:57:08 » |
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you probably got off easily cause you are a pretty boy. its harder for people like me in life.
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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:01:37 » |
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I'm not disputing I'm not a cunt.... I feel like shit at the moment, I felt like a right hypocryte all apologetic and quiet this morning. It was horrible in the cells, hearing blokes coming in kicking and screaming, and realising that was something similar to how I sounded. I think once I got nicked I thought I'd reinact the sodding Football Factory or something. No idea what made me quite so leary. I'm going back to uni on Tuesday to try and rebuild my head, and avoid the ex.
Johno - are you saying you're ugly? I was a gnat's chuff from a caution so I am fucking lucky.
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« Reply #24 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:03:35 » |
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you should write the police a letter to appologise.
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« Reply #25 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:05:11 » |
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Johno - are you saying you're ugly? I was a gnat's chuff from a caution so I am fucking lucky.
i was just saying about your prettyness. well, least you'll learn from it i spose. |
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« Reply #26 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:05:40 » |
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you should write the police a letter to appologise. I don't think the police were exactly smelling of roses.... For starters they refused to contact anyone else after my mate's phone they tried was dead, so no one had a clue where I was til 8 hours after I was arrested when my mum tried the police station on the off-chance. They had also been winding me up, although that's not really much of an excuse.... especially as I'd have done the same thing to a pissed person in a stripey pink shirt. |
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« Reply #27 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:06:04 » |
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johno please dont be gay around these parts
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« Reply #28 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:06:31 » |
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you probably got off easily cause you are a pretty boy. its harder for people like me in life. I found that really funny....  |
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« Reply #29 on: Sunday, January 8, 2006, 22:08:49 » |
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johno please dont be gay around these parts i try not to. i really do. dv mate, im sure you have the same sort of problems.  only messing of course. |
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