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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 10:25:10 » |
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I have already had 2! Only been up 3 hours!  |
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 10:28:49 » |
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:? Off subject a little,But I counted My sneezes last night and I did 13 all in one night  not sure if it is true or not but it sounds cool but apparently if you sneeze 15 times or more in a row it can bring you to orgasm. if true how cool. bit of a shit if you suffer badly with hayfeever though It doesn't work for me.... I sneeze like a cunt in the summer but never orgasmed. Apparently a sneeze is a mini-orgasm though!  I heard that the Victorians called sneezing a 'petit mal' because they thought it was a near death experience. As for shits, couldn't be more than 5 non-ill, but I think it's more quality than quantity.... |
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We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man.
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:30:08 » |
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Probably once a day, the same as everyone else with normal bodily functions...
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:32:27 » |
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Thats not true about sneezing but when you do sneeze you use the same muscles as when you have an orgasm.
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:33:01 » |
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I'm pretty sure I've never ejactulated via my nostrils...
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:34:06 » |
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Don't worry Dave, far too technical for you.
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:34:38 » |
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 17:10:28 » |
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Is there something wrong with me?My sneezes don't feel like bloody orgasms  They are bastards. Talking of orgasms,I watched a programme the other day and on there was a women with an 'illness' where she gets over 400 orgasms a day :shock: Hows that an illness? |
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 17:12:09 » |
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Is there something wrong with me?My sneezes don't feel like bloody orgasms They are bastards. Talking of orgasms,I watched a programme the other day and on there was a women with an 'illness' where she gets over 400 orgasms a day :shock: Hows that an illness? She must be having all the ones that my ex was hoping for. |
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We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man.
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:14:09 » |
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That's my type of illness.
Sneezes don't feel like orgasms, whoever said that has go to be having a joke.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:19:33 » |
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I once read that the average person does 14 farts a day....in my case I'm probably above average.
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:20:14 » |
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My record is probably no more than 5. 23 is a joke!
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:21:55 » |
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I sometimes go 2 days without a solid.
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:31:18 » |
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before i went into hospital i had to have 2 bottles of http://shop.store.yahoo.com/buyinprivate/fleetprepkit1.htmlworse day ever! Fact!! :shock: i lost count btw...... |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:32:31 » |
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my record would have to be 2 yes just the two |
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