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Danjackson10

« Reply #15 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 10:25:10 »

I have already had 2! Only been up 3 hours! Tongue
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 10:28:49 »

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Off subject a little,But I counted My sneezes last night and I did 13 all in one night Cool


not sure if it is true or not but it sounds cool but apparently if you sneeze 15 times or more in a row it can bring you to orgasm.

if true how cool.

bit of a shit if you suffer badly with hayfeever though


It doesn't work for me....  I sneeze like a cunt in the summer but never orgasmed.  Apparently a sneeze is a mini-orgasm though!   Cheesy

I heard that the Victorians called sneezing a 'petit mal' because they thought it was a near death experience.

As for shits, couldn't be more than 5 non-ill, but I think it's more quality than quantity....
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DMR

« Reply #17 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:30:08 »

Probably once a day, the same as everyone else with normal bodily functions...
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:32:27 »

Thats not true about sneezing but when you do sneeze you use the same muscles as when you have an orgasm.
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DMR

« Reply #19 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:33:01 »

I'm pretty sure I've never ejactulated via my nostrils...
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:34:06 »

Don't worry Dave, far too technical for you.
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DMR

« Reply #21 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:34:38 »

Cool
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 17:10:28 »

Is there something wrong with me?My sneezes don't feel like bloody orgasms Sad They are bastards.
Talking of orgasms,I watched a programme the other day and on there was a women with an 'illness' where she gets over 400 orgasms a day :shock: Hows that an illness?
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 17:12:09 »

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Is there something wrong with me?My sneezes don't feel like bloody orgasms Sad They are bastards.
Talking of orgasms,I watched a programme the other day and on there was a women with an 'illness' where she gets over 400 orgasms a day :shock: Hows that an illness?


She must be having all the ones that my ex was hoping for.
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:14:09 »

That's my type of illness.

Sneezes don't feel like orgasms, whoever said that has go to be having a joke.
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:19:33 »

I once read that the average person does 14 farts a day....in my case I'm probably above average.
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:20:14 »

My record is probably no more than 5. 23 is a joke!
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:21:55 »

I sometimes go 2 days without a solid.
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:31:18 »

before i went into hospital i had to have 2 bottles of

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worse day ever! Fact!!  :shock:

i lost count btw......
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 18:32:31 »

my record would have to be  2 yes just the two  Cheesy
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