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« on: Sunday, October 30, 2005, 21:10:42 » |
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Ive had a shit weekend, had highlights footy etc but not been myself. Can you make me feel better by telling me some shit youve experienced?  Normally make me feel better |
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, October 30, 2005, 21:12:28 » |
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i bet he slept with chinese girl again
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walrus
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, October 30, 2005, 21:16:00 » |
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Walrus was a total plank last night. I went to Winchester to visit a mate at uni, and drank about 35 quids worth of lager - for a lightweight, wayyy too much! When Swindon scored in the pub I jumped up pulled my shirt over my head and went nuts, then realised everyone was looking at me.  I staggered back to the flat, more beers, before going to a shitty SU. I was absolutely hammered, and by the time we got back, we were all over the place. I had an eye patch on, and decided it'd make a good fig leaf. My mate: "You ain't got the balls to go nude" Me: "Fuck off you queer, you ain't" MY mate: "LEt's do it then" Parading through campus nude, with the eyepatch, shortly lost as it dug into my testicles. We then got bollocked by the wardens and a picture was taken for the Internet. So I slipped on some boxers, then walked into the town centre. :| I've just spoken to my "girlfriend" on the phone and I'm so fucking hopeful. Going to see her after/before the Bristol game - what a weekend that'll be! |
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, October 30, 2005, 21:20:51 » |
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We then got bollocked by the wardens and a picture was taken for the Internet.
:chunder: please don't. |
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, October 30, 2005, 21:23:27 » |
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Cheers mate, made me relise your always doing more stupid things than me!!!!
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Spud
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, October 30, 2005, 21:40:33 » |
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Walrus was a total plank last night. I went to Winchester to visit a mate at uni, and drank about 35 quids worth of lager - for a lightweight, wayyy too much! When Swindon scored in the pub I jumped up pulled my shirt over my head and went nuts, then realised everyone was looking at me. I staggered back to the flat, more beers, before going to a shitty SU. I was absolutely hammered, and by the time we got back, we were all over the place. I had an eye patch on, and decided it'd make a good fig leaf. My mate: "You ain't got the balls to go nude"
Me: "Fuck off you queer, you ain't"
MY mate: "LEt's do it then"
Parading through campus nude, with the eyepatch, shortly lost as it dug into my testicles. We then got bollocked by the wardens and a picture was taken for the Internet. So I slipped on some boxers, then walked into the town centre. :| I've just spoken to my "girlfriend" on the phone and I'm so fucking hopeful. Going to see her after/before the Bristol game - what a weekend that'll be! That was taken from the film 'Old School', "Lets go streaking!"  |
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Asher
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, October 30, 2005, 21:41:31 » |
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Is Walrus lying?
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walrus
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, October 30, 2005, 21:56:08 » |
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Spuddy - I've not seen that, so I'll take your word on it.
Asher I wish I was. If I ever get a copy of the picture....
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, October 30, 2005, 21:57:46 » |
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Spuddy - I've not seen that, so I'll take your word on it.
Asher I wish I was. If I ever get a copy of the picture.... Your missing out its class, i blame Ralphy!.  |
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, October 30, 2005, 22:27:39 » |
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Why did I never act like a wanker like that when I was a student?
I feel I have missed out on so much! :evil:
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, October 30, 2005, 22:33:03 » |
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Why did I never act like a wanker like that when I was a student?
I feel I have missed out on so much! :evil: Believe me you haven't. Apparently, there were girls in a kitchen and I went and rubbed my cock on the window.FERK! How drunk was I. No more shagging for you then. |
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, October 30, 2005, 22:38:01 » |
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Why did I never act like a wanker like that when I was a student?
I feel I have missed out on so much! :evil: Believe me you haven't. Apparently, there were girls in a kitchen and I went and rubbed my cock on the window.FERK! How drunk was I. No more shagging for you then. Did they offer you a cup of tea and a cinnamon slice? |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, October 30, 2005, 22:39:16 » |
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Cuntface you quoted it! I deleted it as I thought it'd be too hardcore for you lot to digest....!!! It was a touch embarrassing.... But they seemed to love it. Apparently one of them was mortified to hear I didn't go to the uni!  She must have thing for small dicks.... :? (Just getting there before one of yous does!) |
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, October 30, 2005, 22:40:51 » |
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Your ace!
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, October 30, 2005, 22:46:47 » |
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you lead a weird life mate, but it amuses everyone! |
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