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« Reply #30 on: Monday, October 31, 2005, 13:29:04 »

Walrus, does your 'girlfriend' know you smear your knob against young lady's kitchen windows?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #31 on: Monday, October 31, 2005, 13:31:57 »

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I dont like being sober.


Me neither, although I only have one beer left in the fridge and no loan til tomorrow


Doh the 2nd is on wednesday. Another day on top til I can buy more beers
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« Reply #32 on: Monday, October 31, 2005, 13:32:05 »

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Walrus, you really need to sort your head out.

Your all over the place, pull yourself together.


I know....   Sad

The plan was to take Heather to Paris for the day, take her out for a meal but £70 a ticket on Eurostar is a touch pricey.  Plan B would be to get really stoned so that I can relax, but I've promised Heather I'll stop smoking, mostly outta respect for her.  Plan C is just about getting really really drunk, then maybe an idea will come to me from somewhere or something.  

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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #33 on: Monday, October 31, 2005, 13:33:24 »

Alcohol is the solution and cause of all lifes problems
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« Reply #34 on: Monday, October 31, 2005, 13:34:27 »

Why don't you act a gent and give her time. If she isn't interested then there is fuck all you can do about it fella.

Let her know how you feel and how it's tearing you apart then say your give her time.
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« Reply #35 on: Monday, October 31, 2005, 13:35:05 »

Either that ir Plan D needs formulating.
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, October 31, 2005, 13:35:44 »

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Alcohol is the solution and cause of all lifes problems


Stand Tall, reverend Homer Simpson!!
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« Reply #37 on: Monday, October 31, 2005, 13:37:54 »

I am acting like a gent, a drunken one.  I didn't do anything outside the boundaries of the rules - technically we're both single at the moment.  I am gonna give her time and just pray, but meantime I need a plan D for when I do see her....
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #38 on: Monday, October 31, 2005, 13:40:00 »

Make her an album of photographs of you and her (if you have any). It's the soppy shit that will wing it for you
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« Reply #39 on: Monday, October 31, 2005, 13:43:53 »

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I am acting like a gent, a drunken one.  I didn't do anything outside the boundaries of the rules - technically we're both single at the moment.  I am gonna give her time and just pray, but meantime I need a plan D for when I do see her....


So if she pulls another bloke its ok cos she is single.

Dont give up drugs for a lady do it for yourself, some drugs are good fun in moderation.
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« Reply #40 on: Monday, October 31, 2005, 13:45:15 »

get rid of the mullet for her, that'll show her how much she means to you....
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« Reply #41 on: Monday, October 31, 2005, 13:46:55 »

Agree with Simon .. soppy shit works

You could try the foot/back massage routine that sometimes wins it for me!  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #42 on: Monday, October 31, 2005, 13:47:16 »

Drugs are bad ok

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/barb.jpg
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« Reply #43 on: Monday, October 31, 2005, 13:50:34 »

wrong charachter ralhpy.... :roll:
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« Reply #44 on: Monday, October 31, 2005, 13:51:17 »

Is it? I thought officer barbrady said that?
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