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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, February 5, 2023, 15:20:05 »

‘the michael pook’ at our level

It's players like that who make we question my ability to rate players.  At school, the kids who were head and shoulders above never made it (well, one did, who again was quite Pooky in amongst the others).  If they never made it, then the ones that did must have been stellar, so someone somewhere got to see Pook and think that!  How?  Surely he was picked middle of the group at lunch time?

And everyone knows that any successful English team requires at least four players to form a FIFA club and go around each others apartments after training.  Any team without such a club is doomed.
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, February 5, 2023, 15:37:59 »

14. The Maverick. Flair player and legend in his own lunchtime. Looks like a tramp on the pitch. Any two from alice band, man bun or hipster beard.
The fans love him. Teammates think he's a pain in the arse.
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, February 5, 2023, 15:45:23 »

15. A sick note. Either a super fast winger with hamstrings made of cheese, or a midfielder who looks class but is only fit one per year.
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, February 5, 2023, 15:53:50 »

16, A player that likes to go out on the razz gets dropped from the first team and pays his fine with 1p coins😀
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, February 6, 2023, 01:34:54 »

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A Moroccan who is nearly always on fire on the pitch (and off it)

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A playmaking Australian who you pray stays every transfer window, even though you know the inevitable sale will happen at same point

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A player who is shit and barely good enough for L2 (Div 4), yet has an entourage big enough to shame any global rapper

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A player who is pretty decent but has a manager who is blinkered and plays him relentlessly, even when injured; even in a *Play Off Final for e.g where it's pretty obvious his hamstrings are still more torn than Sophie Zawistowska in Sophie's Choice!






*Ok, THAT Preston PO Final still effing hurts.
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, February 6, 2023, 08:05:31 »

21. A 7ft stiker who is no good in the air
22. A 7ft CB who is dominant in the air, but like Bambi on ice with the turning circle of the Titanic and the speed of a steam engine.
23. A striker with a steam-hammer shot who dives like a leaping salmon at the thought of a defender touching him
24. An ex-con who is less ex and more con.
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, February 6, 2023, 08:47:43 »

25. Consistency
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, February 6, 2023, 16:49:57 »

An experienced right back
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, February 6, 2023, 16:54:15 »

A good kick up the arse.
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« Reply #24 on: Monday, February 6, 2023, 17:11:59 »

I reckon they got one on Sunday or this morning😀
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, February 6, 2023, 18:29:01 »

An experienced right back

Love this

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