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« Reply #30 on: Monday, May 18, 2020, 18:40:01 »

I like cats but think dogs are better..and yes they do shit in gardens and don't bury it. The fucker from next door does it in mine.
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« Reply #31 on: Monday, May 18, 2020, 19:52:34 »

Cats never shit if your lawn is nicely cut.

If you have a problem with cats shitting in your garden beds, get yourself a good water pistol and soak moggy. He/she will not return.

I love cats by the way, they always shit in neighbours, so I don't have a problem.
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« Reply #32 on: Monday, May 18, 2020, 19:59:56 »

Can only personally vouch for the cut lawn theory helps but the ground pepper sprinkled in flower beds is much easier than watering the puss. Haven't got to sit like a sniper waiting for moggy for starters  Wink
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« Reply #33 on: Monday, May 18, 2020, 20:18:00 »

I have an artificial lawn, it craps on that  Smiley
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« Reply #34 on: Sunday, May 31, 2020, 18:24:31 »

Tis doing a good job, 10 days and no turds.


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« Reply #35 on: Sunday, May 31, 2020, 18:34:12 »

Tis doing a good job, 10 days and no turds.

Can we have a daily Cat shit update please. Thinking of getting a few as I’m about to put in the bedding plants.
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, June 8, 2020, 17:00:15 »

Nearly 3 weeks and still no dumps. Seems to be working.
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« Reply #37 on: Monday, June 8, 2020, 17:10:26 »

Nearly 3 weeks and still no dumps. Seems to be working.
You should take it to the vets, it's clearly constipated.
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« Reply #38 on: Monday, June 8, 2020, 19:58:25 »

Ha ace, I might put my boys toy snake out the front
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« Reply #39 on: Monday, June 8, 2020, 20:16:04 »

Got a problem with a cat that crosses the road to come into ours every night once it is quiet.  Last week we were having a small piece of work done on the drive and when the builder packed up for the evening he swept all the sand up into a pile, fucking cat shit in it straight away! 
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« Reply #40 on: Monday, June 8, 2020, 20:27:21 »

Cats do love a nice clean pile to shit on - hence many of the suggestions being ways to make the area seem "dirty" to a cat.

Just accept it though, the cat is trying to take you on as part of his/her team.  Resistance is futile.
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« Reply #41 on: Tuesday, June 9, 2020, 08:20:04 »

Our neighbours cat is a bit of a bastard, as he loves to visit us to shit sometimes and trample on plants, but has provided a good service by killing seven baby rats over three days.

 Not so good,he also killed a wood pigeon and a jackdaw recently.
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« Reply #42 on: Tuesday, June 9, 2020, 08:21:49 »

Our neighbours cat is a bit of a bastard, as he loves to visit us to shit sometimes and trample on plants, but has provided a good service by killing seven baby rats over three days.

 Not so good,he also killed a wood pigeon and a jackdaw recently.
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« Reply #43 on: Tuesday, June 9, 2020, 08:26:00 »

Our neighbours cat is a bit of a bastard, as he loves to visit us to shit sometimes and trample on plants, but has provided a good service by killing seven baby rats over three days.

 Not so good,he also killed a wood pigeon and a jackdaw recently.

Sorry posted twice by mistake
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« Reply #44 on: Tuesday, June 9, 2020, 09:12:23 »

3 times  Wink

Actually Normy, I thought there use to be a delete post option  Huh?
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